turnips

drunk driving

Did it when I came back from work, I am in incredible pain
Thank you

You'll get there someday.
I believe in you.

I'm usually very busy smoking weed and playing video games all day, but I'll see if I can make the time.

I have a full set of weights/benchpress in my basement but I haven't touched it in a couple years, I'll definitely get back into it though. Maybe tomorrow.
Or the day after that.

I wish the men wore these clothes

bunny eating leaf

bunby

Just had some customer say to his companion "you know pretty soon it's gonna be illegal to pay with cash"

"You prefer burger king over McDonalds? That's your worst take ever"

did you watch that video too?

"9/11"

Ahsoka Tano on the same 12 pack of CocaCola, she's looking quite awful

They fucked ahsoka up too

A twelve pack of Coca-Cola with limited edition star wars printing, showing darth sidious looking horribly dishevelled, even for palpatines standards.

nooo Darth sidious that's the wrong coke !!

I can't believe this is the platform Andrew Cuomo is actually running on. This makes me sick

Lahbewbew

I work at a gas stattion and this is far more common than you think, one time I was rolling one of them in between my hands just making it all wrinkly and then a hole appeared lol

Nevermind I scrolled down in this thread and you said it was you.

reddit Reddit is where millions of people gather for conversations about the things they care about, in over 100,000 subreddit communities.

I like how they credited "chaeronaea / reddit.com" didn't even bother finding the original

What?

Whoever decided to name a city in California, 'Ontario', deserves the death penalty.

I almost shit myself because FedEx that I sent a package to Ontario, CA and I was like, why the fuck did I send that to Canada?

We ran a randomized controlled trial to see how much AI coding tools speed up experienced open-source developers.

The results surprised us: Developers thought they were 20% faster with AI tools, but they were actually 19% slower when they had access to AI than when they didn't.

are these the geniuses behind taco? They've done it again. Trump is done for.

me when I can buy on brand frosted flakes now

kill John Lennon

you've inspired me to drain my bank account and put it all into bitcoin.
Thank you for your attention to this matter.

this made me snort thank you

please tell me what part of buying merch from an account that posts "fifty-two" is resitsting?
What good does any of this do?

It'd be even more majestic if you credited the person you originally stole this from

the OP of this reddit thread posting a link saying "Source" and "program = PhotoShop". One reply says "Source is the most iconic foods from each state and it doesn't match yours?" to which OP replies "it match"

astonishing levels of shitposting

There's a big difference though, AI art is just theft. The AI didn't draw it, it took other artists works, and Frankensteined shit together until you get something kinda representing what you typed.
If someone's fucking around because they're talentless I don't care. But there are people who profit.