Clars

Google developer #1: "That's it. Our search engine is simple, efficient, and reliable. It's perfect. We're done."

Google developer #2, presumably: "But wouldn't it be *more* perfect if the first search result was always a robot who mansplained your search results to you incorrectly?"

I miss when pro wrestling gimmicks were just

You're just a prison guard.

That dude over there is a fuckin clown.

That guy's dead or something.

Witch doctor/pimp.

Gonna start referring to productivity software like people talk about video games.

"Oh yeah Google Docs is a Cloud-bases Word-like."

"Trello is a Lanestyle Jiracore Tasklike"

"Only weaklings need to use a Pomodoro to get through Sheetstyle work."

Nothing like a margarita at 1:30 pm on a Tuesday.

I don't get why everyone is always like, "You need to stop and smell the roses."
I tried. They just smelled like sneeze.

Fuck
#fuck

I lost a good friend yesterday. I wish I would have kept in touch better.
Tell your people you love them.

Everyone needs a mentor. Go getcha one. Go get as many as you can.

To the people that know shit, be a mentor.

Forge connections
Develop and Teach skills
Learn from each other
Build community
Don't settle

Fuck complacency.

Scary

Maybe 35 is the year I'll finally get my shit together.

I prefer "You miss every shot you don't take"

Welcome back message sounds like propaganda to me #TikTok

Anyone else having an overwhelmingly positive experience scrolling RedNote? #RedNote #TikTokBan #Merica

Data is dumb

I bet you could pull off that mustache

Yes.

Big oof