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DO, BME MEng, MPH. Smarter half: @kimbeast.bsky.social He/Him. Cinema snob, ST pessimist, LT optimist. Also at @satmandu@defcon.social Open Source Dev at Chromebrew, and contributor to OpenZFS + sundry other projects. Signal: satadru.01 ๐ŸŒฉ๏ธ๐Ÿ‘€ jr-q3e79ZL9H

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Any new entrant to provide a human lunar landing system for Artemis would have to pull off a successful development effort within 5 years โ€” a feat last accomplished for crewed spacecraft by project Gemini in 1965:

24.10.2025 21:07 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 15    ๐Ÿ” 8    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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A very offline cousin sent this to fam group chat. This story is breaking containment.

24.10.2025 23:36 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 8397    ๐Ÿ” 1916    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 118    ๐Ÿ“Œ 142

This "agreement" is an assault on California sovereignty. There are suggesting some UCLA pushback, but that UCLA was in any way NEGOTIATING here and not telling the Trump Administration to take a hike is shocking.

If you were a lawyer advising this, quit your job and never practice law again.

25.10.2025 01:01 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 224    ๐Ÿ” 43    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

Wait, this agreement requires *UCLA* to pay A BILLION DOLLARS TO DONALD TRUMP???

(I mean, yes, technically the "United States" but it's the United States that's supposed to be paying UCLA with all the grants that Trump froze!!!)

25.10.2025 00:38 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 440    ๐Ÿ” 150    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 12    ๐Ÿ“Œ 12
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F.D.A. Approves New Menopause Drug

The FDA has approved elinzanetant, a new drug for menopausal hot flashes and night sweats that may also help with menopause-related sleep problems. Significant news for patients who can't take estrogen; nonhormonal treatments have been very limited.

24.10.2025 17:10 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 246    ๐Ÿ” 56    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 5    ๐Ÿ“Œ 9

We can sell chunks of the ballroom like they did with the Berlin Wall back in 89.

25.10.2025 01:31 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Why Trump would be perfect for an honorary U-M doctoral degree Awarding Trump an honorary doctoral degree would be an opportunity to recognize the long way the University has walked in less than two years. U-M juniors may still remember times when the campus code...

@umich.edu faculty call for an honorary degree for Trump

โ€œWe have proven that we have no hard moral principles and no hill on which we will die.โ€

www.michigandaily.com/opinion/op-e...

24.10.2025 13:06 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1144    ๐Ÿ” 286    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 44    ๐Ÿ“Œ 128

and right on queue we move from trying to ratfuck Mamdani out of being elected to trying to sabotage his mayorship before it gets started

24.10.2025 19:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1929    ๐Ÿ” 487    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 8    ๐Ÿ“Œ 8
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When dressing up as a Nazi for Halloween is even remotely acceptable then you know as a country we have lost the plot.

We can never normalize this:

24.10.2025 19:58 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3071    ๐Ÿ” 783    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 456    ๐Ÿ“Œ 563
President John F Kennedy in the Oval Office. He appears to be with some kids in Halloween costumes. He's sitting at his desk. There are green colored curtains behind him, as well as small model ships.

President John F Kennedy in the Oval Office. He appears to be with some kids in Halloween costumes. He's sitting at his desk. There are green colored curtains behind him, as well as small model ships.

George HW Bush at his desk in the Oval office. There's a single paining on the wall and a bunch of family photos behind him.

George HW Bush at his desk in the Oval office. There's a single paining on the wall and a bunch of family photos behind him.

President Reagan at his desk in the Oval Office. There are four paintings on the wall, a grandfather clock, and some dark wood chairs.

President Reagan at his desk in the Oval Office. There are four paintings on the wall, a grandfather clock, and some dark wood chairs.

President Trump in the Oval Office. The wall is crowded with paintings in elaborate gilded frames and random gold things on the wall. The fireplace is full of gold ornaments.

President Trump in the Oval Office. The wall is crowded with paintings in elaborate gilded frames and random gold things on the wall. The fireplace is full of gold ornaments.

we are witnessing a genuine decline in the taste of american elites

24.10.2025 22:27 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3006    ๐Ÿ” 289    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 163    ๐Ÿ“Œ 42

I assumed that second quote was satire, or at least a paraphrase. Itโ€™s not. The thug trash said that.

24.10.2025 21:21 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2087    ๐Ÿ” 474    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 83    ๐Ÿ“Œ 12

Looking forward to Trump's works being relegated to damnatio memoriae after he is gone.

24.10.2025 21:08 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

All I want this Halloween is for the corpses of the Radical Republicans of the 19th Century to rise from their graves and cleanse this country.

24.10.2025 19:26 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

The carceral state is generally brutal and evil in the way it treats the human beings it cages, but itโ€™s fine to point out when there are bursts of unusually concentrated or vigorous evil and use it to get people to care.

24.10.2025 18:55 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2098    ๐Ÿ” 655    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 31    ๐Ÿ“Œ 11

Not by any means an expert on Canada, just fascinated by how other democracies work compared to us...

24.10.2025 17:05 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

It's definitely nice to have Federal Supremacy, but also, isn't Canada a little different in Provinces in the Confederation having significant powers? E.g., immigration policy is partially the purview of Provinces, there can be interprovincial tariffs, and then there's that Notwithstanding Clause.

24.10.2025 17:04 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Amazing thread in which Grok confidently, repeatedly insists that a photo of the U.S. Capitol is actually a photo of Tren de Aragua members.

24.10.2025 15:11 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 250    ๐Ÿ” 63    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 15    ๐Ÿ“Œ 7

"Unmask," you say?

24.10.2025 15:38 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 221    ๐Ÿ” 44    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 4    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

This is disturbing. The military should not be paid for by an undisclosed private donor.

>Trump says private donor gave $130 million to cover military pay during shutdown

24.10.2025 14:30 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 9    ๐Ÿ” 6    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

ah but i was told the administration would be good on antitrust

24.10.2025 00:10 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4600    ๐Ÿ” 785    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 93    ๐Ÿ“Œ 31

When Trump hears what Ronald Reagan said about immigrants heโ€™s going to have DOJ arrest him for mortgage fraud.

24.10.2025 13:02 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1603    ๐Ÿ” 328    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 20    ๐Ÿ“Œ 9

Weโ€™re going to need a shitload of quicklime

23.10.2025 23:02 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1461    ๐Ÿ” 254    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 56    ๐Ÿ“Œ 8
Chelsea Clinton: Trump is wrecking the People's House | Exclusive President Trump has authority over the White House and the right to turn the East Wing into a ballroom. But authority is not the same as stewardship.

โ€œAlthough I spent many of my formative years living in theย White House, I always knew it wasnโ€™t my house. It was my home, absolutely, but not my house.ย The White Houseย belongs to the American people, and thatโ€™s why we call itย the Peopleโ€™s House.โ€ www.usatoday.com/story/opinio...

24.10.2025 01:44 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4642    ๐Ÿ” 1112    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 121    ๐Ÿ“Œ 25
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A couple of weeks ago, Trump struggled with a broken umbrella as he boarded Air Force One.

Let me tell you how we got to this point โ€” and the tragic downfall of the noble umbrella. ๐Ÿงต

23.10.2025 21:50 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1636    ๐Ÿ” 242    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 43    ๐Ÿ“Œ 47
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In case you think this is a joke

23.10.2025 15:29 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4302    ๐Ÿ” 1156    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 117    ๐Ÿ“Œ 226

Elon Musk couldnโ€™t figure out how to make a pop tart without hurting himself

23.10.2025 15:20 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3779    ๐Ÿ” 808    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 18    ๐Ÿ“Œ 20

The man underneath all these agents yells for "aire" dozens of times. "Sรณlo necesito aire" (I only need air), and what sounds to me like "muriendo" (dying), as the woman in the car screams "ayudame" (help me) over and over.

23.10.2025 19:55 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 123    ๐Ÿ” 78    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 3

As long as you donโ€™t use an auto pen, itโ€™s okay to have no idea whom youโ€™re pardoning.

23.10.2025 20:22 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 667    ๐Ÿ” 132    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 14    ๐Ÿ“Œ 6
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Federal agents detain Little Village high school student, deploy tear gas in faceoff with protesters Feds wearing military-style camouflage gear and gas masks were seen tear-gassing and pepper-spraying protesters during the confrontation near a discount mall.

The Sun-Times is reporting Border Patrol took at least two teenage boys today when they hit Little Village, again.

One is said to be a 16-year old student, U.S. citizen, and student at Benito Juarez Community Academy.

23.10.2025 19:47 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 591    ๐Ÿ” 399    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 19    ๐Ÿ“Œ 34

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