Patrick Sullivan

Me to my Korean friends as I watch their democracy succeeding at punishing an insurrection while our own failed miserably to do so:

the level of defeatism people default to is just maddening! stop surrendering in advance and demonstrate a little self respect!

dem leaders getting absolutely dogwalked by random focus group participants at this point

There are very few things I believe more strongly than this:

If you orient your politics around things that you know are not true, or don’t care if are true, whether because it sounds good, or you think it’ll impress people, or any other reason, you are planting the seeds of your own destruction.

Celsius is the scientist temperature measurement in that it’s the most conceptually coherent , Fahrenheit is the engineer temperature measurement in that it’s actually optimized to be useful for it’s main use case of communicating everyday temperatures.

ICE using the same ruse that Ted Bundy used to kidnap people should tell you something.

For those of you who grew up after 9/11, we got along just fine without a Department of Homeland Security for 212 years.

The DHS was formed to try to prevent future terror attacks — now, it is orchestrating them.

no foreign foe has ever dreamed of being able to sack and pillaging this country the way Trump admin and its congressional and scotus enablers do every day.

it drives me up the wall to see headlights off in dim and rainy conditions

this is yet another example of DHS employees literally doing the kind of thing that would get your entire family bloodline erased in morality tales from medieval times, like, bread and salt shit

My position is that I do not intend to vote for Gavin Newsom in a Democratic primary, that I would vote for any Democrat against JD Vance in a general election, and that Hasan Piker is both an idiot and a bad person.

edited comic panel. Batman is breaking a lump-with-handle cow tool over his knee and saying "this is the tool of the cow. we do not understand it. we will not use it."

it's not FOR us

how much pepsi did you have to drink to get that bad boy

Over on threads someone just use ai;dr and we all need to adopt that right quick

Futurama Slurm Factory meme: THAT'S THE META AI. YOU CAN ASK IT ANYTHING says Slurm tour leader. ASK IT TO FUCK OFF says Prof Farnsworth.

you can just not fund this shit under any circumstances

you don’t have to pretend they need better training, or are doing an important job incorrectly

they’re just racist thugs doing ethnic cleansing and the whole gang should be in jail

fast food restaurant health inspectors show up unannounced but republicans believe how we handle people should be held to a lower standard than how we handle frozen french fries

jenna maroney

sorry i missed the virtual meeting on discord, liz. i got hit with the id verification that happens when the app detects youre young

"what are three other things about them??"

We’re just normal men

whenever i walk around my neighborhood i get chimed at in same spot every time by what i can only assume is a ring camera and it always pisses me off

It's the internet. The internet will say things that upset you.

You block them, and you move on with your life.

For some people, they get upset enough they don't want to participate. That's valid too.

Just the way it goes.

skill issue skill issue skill issue

Now what? They can’t regather their momentum. They’re much weaker than before and even their strongest wasn’t strong enough. Their leaders are detested, their cult of personality is built around a rotting human mound, they cannot regain the initial shock. The ship is sinking; who will board it now?

tell them theyre stupid and wrong! holy shit it’s not that hard, please just start telling morons that theyre stupid and wrong