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Long live the Big Ten West.

Many Winter Olympics events should be combined into a Rube Goldberg device: curlers get the stone to fall into a hole that triggers the opening of the luge gate. The luge team pulls a rope at the end of the course that drops biathlon targets. This is the common sense reform the winter games need.

The cover of the OJ Simpson book If I Did It.

This makes me feel more patriotic than the national anthem ever could

I always dreaded being scheduled for the fraternity leagues. My referee partner threw out two of their girlfriends in a single game and refused to inbound the ball until one of them was completely out of the gym. I wonder what her emails were like.

As someone who officiated a lot of intramural sports in college, this answers a lot of questions.

Middle aged white lady carrying a blue poster board sign with the words SEE YOU AT NUREMBERG FUCKERS

Froze my ass off at the Iowa City anti-ICE rally, but it was worth it

Venezuelan Infrastructure Week begins.

The only good use of AI would be having every game broadcast as Keith Jackson.

Written by my former advisor, a guy who created a lengthy Mr. Rogers video (“everyone does some bad things sometimes, you know”) and led a fake push to change JMU’s mascot to a 3-eyed pig with antlers.

Apologies to Dr. McLeod, as I don’t remember what courses he taught at the time.

I only want this if I can get my “grandma” to encourage me to bring quart-sized bags to a buffet like she used to do.

Sharing memories of actual events is way better than some bullshit generative nonsense.

Why can’t we have nice things happen?

Growing Up MAGA Before they had a brand.

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I would rather live next door to someone who speaks another language than live next door to someone who doesn’t want to live near people who speak other languages. I know nothing about Person A but I know person B is a shitbird.

A constitutional amendment is the only solution.

Bear down. Somehow they didn’t disappoint me tonight. Weird.

The Colorado Rockies haven’t lost in 10 days.

I proudly celebrated one month without buying anything off eBay by buying this great tweed jacket with elbow patches.

No data, but it seems like there are so many ATP matches ending with a player retiring due to injury. As a fan, it’s really frustrating, and I can only imagine how the players feel about it.

What can be done differently to protect the players’ health so more matches are played to completion?

Wait…are tacos uncouth for dinner?

Not a critique, a question: How far down the list do you go before you hit players like Eric Dickerson and Marshall Faulk (and LaDanian Tomlinson and of course Jim Brown)?

Twenty One Pilots. It’s intense, and I can’t fully explain it.

I mean, iceberg took down the Titanic…

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Hey, @darthbluesky.bsky.social while the country and world are, well, you know, can we appreciate Breck knowing what he wants and sharing it with everyone?

I miss the Big Ten West.

So that’s what RFK Jr.’s brain worm looks like.

Flying from a mid-size midwestern “international” airport, I usually book flight with a layover of less than 90 minutes.

The overpriced beer before takeoff signals the trip has begun.

Extra time at connecting hub is spent searching for local beers.

I don’t “get” the appeal of the lounge.

The character Anthony Fremont from a Twilight Zone episode in which everyone must think things he likes or suffer his capricious whim.