Xenochrony

It was a different sad trombone ending

What, you want me to post a picture of myself at age 21?
Um, is anyone here able to scan a daguerreotype?

The administration's pursuit of Antifa's leaders is reminiscent of the cops searching for Dorothy after hearing about people being "Friends of Dorothy".
I hope they are pouring lots of resources into this Very Important operation.

Finn the terrier snoozing under a Peanuts blanket on a cozy dog bed.

Finn is in more of a quesadilla mode.

This is terrific news, I always thought it was 42!

Big Papi was positively giddy.

Yeah, you should probably encourage him to quit that.

nice

THEY HAD A FIVE RUN LEAD

ahem. sorry.

You sound like me talking to the Jays last night

New Yorker cartoon by Pia Guerra and Ian Boothby. Several students are lined up at their classroom door. One student has her hand raised. The teacher is saying, "No, Gemma, the first thing to do in a fire isn't 'get our stories straight.'"

I don't know, when shit goes sideways I think I'm listening to Gemma.

By the time I pay off my mortgage
I will have reached morgue-age RS

WHAAron Boone

Same here. Every time a one-hit wonder comes on I'm waiting for them to ask, "Who sang this?" so I can try to say "Wall of Voodoo!" while I have three fingers and a suction tube in my mouth.

A couple blocks south of North York General we drove past a woman in a hospital gown, the back of it wide open with not a stitch underneath, clutching a plastic bag and striding confidently through traffic. I hope she's somewhere safe now, I guess she'd had enough of hospital today.

Same, with my dad’s Volkswagen Rabbit when I was 16

Three Scaramuccis

I was wondering who they’d go with. Looks like they’ve made an excellent choice, wow!

I was served an ad on another app and the video depicted the minute hand of a luxury watch sweeping over a gold and jewel-encrusted disk but for the first few seconds I thought I was watching a windshield wiper swinging past a pizza. Which I am much more likely to engage with, to be honest.

Arsala Undress

is this a thing

It’s still going. This is like what someone who was trying to BREAK the strikers would do, except it’s probably against the Geneva Convention or something.
I’m starting to develop a twitch.

They have a big Bluetooth speaker here on the picket line and for the second day in a row we’re being treated to a looping snippet of Flowers by Miley Cyrus that keeps jumping back to the first chorus, and once again it’s gone on for over ten minutes with nobody seeming to notice. Halp.

oh shit

Back in MY day the full extent of SEO consisted of naming your business something like AAAAAAAAAAAA1 Plumbing so it would appear first in the phone book.
Here, have a Werther’s and I’ll explain what a “phone book” was.

That's a fun track!

Backing vocals: "Thomas Chong" & Cheech Marin.
Writer: Annie Ross

Long before energy drinks were a thing, at a restaurant where I worked, we would freeze coffee in ice cube trays and drop the cubes into Coke. Way ahead of the curve on overcaffeinated beverages. Missed a big marketing opportunity, in hindsight.

Cars Seats Heads Rests and Youngs

I guess everyone's on the Ossington bus which is so full it is bypassing stops.

Co-sign

If they have fried McMussels you have to tell us.