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@smylie.bsky.social

Music, comics, professional wrestling, backyard chickens, cooking, and mutual aid organizations.

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What perfect album came out the year you turned 16?

So many albums from 1991 to choose from, but this is the best choice.

17.11.2025 18:14 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 2
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Word.

17.11.2025 17:11 β€” πŸ‘ 179    πŸ” 57    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 15

Queer folks and Monica Lewinsky catching strays from libs in response to the latest Epstein stuff sucks. It's the Do Better Challenge that they'll never accomplish.

14.11.2025 22:10 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Libs stop being homophobes challenge

14.11.2025 21:59 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

We were introduced to that song on an episode of Medium, where they used that song with the volume dialed way up throughout the show, and it was excruciating.

14.11.2025 05:03 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

My wife and I are now empty-nesters, and sometimes we just shrug and go to bed at like 7pm! It's tremendous.

14.11.2025 05:01 β€” πŸ‘ 12    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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@prophiphop.bsky.social While listening to your latest episode with Cxffeeblack, I made those Gullah chewies that got a shoutout, and they're outstanding.

13.11.2025 15:33 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

As all this disgusting Epstein shit starts surfacing more and more, I hope we don't lose sight of the fact that apparently every major media outlet knew everything and instead spent their time money and energy attacking the trans community.

13.11.2025 01:07 β€” πŸ‘ 16288    πŸ” 5623    πŸ’¬ 69    πŸ“Œ 108

The attorney general and the FBI director, a manosphere podcaster bro, pulled into the situation room a member of Congress best known for getting kicked out of a Beetlejuice musical for drunkenly giving her date a handy, in order to pressure her about the president's child sex trafficking scandal.

12.11.2025 23:23 β€” πŸ‘ 12221    πŸ” 3249    πŸ’¬ 272    πŸ“Œ 485

I lost my job, my kids have measles, and it is now clear to me that the President of the United States is a pedophile. But at least I know that the Cracker Barrel logo won't be changed any time soon.

12.11.2025 17:48 β€” πŸ‘ 3491    πŸ” 527    πŸ’¬ 33    πŸ“Œ 11

Justified Season 2

12.11.2025 03:57 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Backshots for those interested.

11.11.2025 15:36 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Finally got my Pythona hat trick completed. What a great year it's been for us Cobra-La sickos, and here's hoping we get Golobulus (and the Thunder Machine) from GI Joe in 2026!

11.11.2025 15:35 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

β€œBut there is one thing that I can do all by myself.”

β€œWhat is that?” asked Frog.

β€œI can go home,” said Toad. β€œWinter may be beautiful, but bed is much better.”

11.11.2025 14:37 β€” πŸ‘ 294    πŸ” 63    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 4

So when do people start being nice to leftists who were talking shit about the democrats for years now that everybody's talking shit about them?

10.11.2025 15:04 β€” πŸ‘ 114    πŸ” 25    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 10

Yeah, that first season was *wild*

09.11.2025 01:29 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Look at these beautiful covers

08.11.2025 23:29 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Mamdani was unaware Dick Cheney had died when I asked just now:

04.11.2025 13:09 β€” πŸ‘ 1726    πŸ” 220    πŸ’¬ 138    πŸ“Œ 440

Dick Cheney might not see your jokes about his death, but Iβ€”a person who was taught to live by the dictum of if-you-can’t-say-anything-nice-don’t-say-anything-at-allβ€”will see them.

And I appreciate them. Thank you for your service.

04.11.2025 13:59 β€” πŸ‘ 408    πŸ” 31    πŸ’¬ 14    πŸ“Œ 3

Everyone hates accountants.

04.11.2025 08:45 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

the smosh potato is less of a recipe and more of a technique for getting a potato with a creamy center and cronchy edges
there are many ways to make these such as boiling and pan frying or roasting and deep frying but here is one that uses just one cookie sheet and a ziploc bag for minimal cleanup

23.06.2023 15:52 β€” πŸ‘ 2575    πŸ” 332    πŸ’¬ 297    πŸ“Œ 188
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On a scale of 1-10, these GI Joe imitation-Choose-Your-Own-Adventure book covers are a solid 75.

04.11.2025 02:21 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

The state declined the money "to remain compliant with current Idaho laws concerning parental rights and counseling on pregnancy options.” The law in question is SB 1329, which requires parental consent for healthcare and is also limiting young people's access to suicide hotlines, as Kelcie notes

03.11.2025 21:39 β€” πŸ‘ 75    πŸ” 40    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 1

Well, this is terrible. Teen Vogue has been one of the best spots for political journalism over the past decade.

03.11.2025 21:33 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Wow it sure gets dark early these days huh?

14.11.2023 01:53 β€” πŸ‘ 267    πŸ” 60    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 1

@dialloriddle.bsky.social @luxxury.bsky.social Just discovered One Song last month, have been working my way through all the episodes, and love it. Any plans on a Primal Scream, LCD Soundsystem or Gorillaz ep?

01.11.2025 22:17 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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It's a pretty bizarre change from the OG Zartan, but I couldn't turn down the opportunity to grab this one. I'll be interested to see what the just-teased GI Joe Classified version of him looks like in 2026!

30.10.2025 20:30 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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