“reba”

it was in this moment, where the infamous white nationalist followed by the vice president of the united states shared the cartoon show that neo-Nazis had made about me, that I realized the modern world had gone mad and must end

TENNESSEE WILLIAMS: Why this establishment offers Country, Bluegrass and Blues right here in New York. Let's see what these young Ramones siblings have to offer...

They're a little ridiculous, but the guy makes a decent, versatile shirt. From the boardroom to the discoteca.

i will say what i always say when this guy goes viral. look at that pfp and then google his name to see what he looks like now.

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i hope the democrats see that there is no working with these people. it really does need to be pens down. file court cases, lie down in the street, but theres no getting back to the business of washington or whatever. it's all on fire, act accordingly

he looks like shit and he is a nasty freak

the jet black tint on all windows + trillion lumen LED lights needs to be made a felony. every toad-ass dad out here got it tricked out like it’s the fucking batmobile

fuck you

Nice titmouse. Tufted?

i used to think bodybuilders were goofy/dumb for eating a their food unseasoned. like bro just because you're having chicken breast and broccoli and rice it doesn't mean it has to suck. but now i realize that if you make it good it is much more difficult to stick to the strict plan

Eli that sucks you are so funny and smart and I will pray for you 🙏

we've been treated to a years-long spectacle of whiners whining and kicking and screaming and threatening and howling about god knows what. imagine if some of these people had spent some of this time trying to build a life they can live with instead of just being mad

the president of the united states wants to use the american military to kill american citizens on american soil. that's the whole story!

Even my haters who don't think I'm funny and want me deported have to admit I'm talented and amusing and put a smile on their face and funny.

yeah dummies that’s how it always plays out

im going to give all of you guys like three weeks and anybody i see mentioning ezra klein for the rest of my life after that is getting iced the fuck out i dont need to hear about this blogger anymore

the NPC thing is overdone but is there a single better example of it than a gang of brainless goons chasing someone and then giving up and going back to their original spawn point when the guy gets out of aggro distance

Can’t even laugh at this. The idea of these meatheads skulking around my beautiful, glittering jewel box of a city, looking to tackle every non-white person they see, makes me sick to my stomach. This is the real domestic terrorism.

CENOBITE WHO INTRODUCES YOU TO HELL: ...is that all hmm... chains, hooks... big maze.. leviathan.. ok, your hand's been up for a while
ME: yeah sorry what did you say feels like cumming?
CENOBITE (writing "Pain >>> Cumming" on a chalkboard): this is a really important one to remember

Imagine the access to information about the world one would have as President, if one weren’t possibly the least curious person to ever live

There’s nobody in iran or china or north korea who intends more harm for the people who live in america than the people ruling america do. This is the stupidest most vapid most casually bloodthirsty clique of elites to ever exist and the world will be better for its demise

I also have advice. Everybody loves reading advice on the computer, so I'll share it: the best thing you can do right now is log off as hard as you can. Go outside, talk to people in real life where it's actually kind of rude to talk about the news, try to actually see the friends you usually just text message. Go for a long drive and turn the phone off while you do it. Get back into your hobbies or pick one and learn it for a while. Watch one of those studio movies that reviews called "wildly miscalculated" and you haven't seen since high school. Play an album you like but find embarrassing. Go to free community events even if they sound stupid. If you take the freeway, try the surface streets. Go to a bad diner and just order some bad coffee because even bad coffee is good coffee. You can't help anybody when you're exhausted and keep posting one million college-educated rewordings of "I would love to be dead right now" on the computer. Walk away from the thing and try out some of those normal things you hear about and if you get bored that's wonderful because we're not supposed to get bored anymore. It turns out boredom is the Cadillac of feelings.

RIP Kaleb Horton
kalebhorton.ghost.io/2025-so-far/

It seems that Kaleb Horton has passed away. A devastating loss. One of the best writers of this generation. Kaleb was a friend for ten years and in all our conversations I was trying to convince him how good he was, something he seemed to know but also never fully believe. I am going to go cry now.

E.B., very loudly so everyone knows a celebrity is staying at the hotel: There goes Mr. Van Damme himself! All the way from Belgium. Land of small cabbages and micturating cherubs, though our guest's efforts are bound to bolster its renown in the field of martial arts as well.

E.B. Farnum cleaning a shoe: One can hardly expect the accomplishment of every daily task to be greeted with fifes and clarions; of course not. But "Thank you E.B."? "Much obliged Mr. Farnum."? Is that such a preposterous fucking notion? Does not our fellows' appreciation render every tribulation lighter? Not for E.B., whom even beasts of burden outrank in fucking esteem. Shit!

E.B.: The mind reels, Richardson, as it tries to fathom the primordial wastewater your forebears called home before they decided to slither ashore. Richardson: Heey. E.B.: Even now your revolting form recalls through its atavisms this debased ancestry. Richardson: I can shave.

E.B.: Indulging your creative impulse Al? There's very little I wouldn't sacrifice to be granted an excess of leisure time necessary for such enobling pursuits. Of course you might disagree about the investment required, your talents being greater than mine. Al, drawing a cartoon cat: I invite you to reach behind my ear E.B., and if upon retraction you find your fingers further fucking bewetted then by all means, continue in that patronizing tone. Dan: That's a great fuckin' cat right there.

Realizing that I posted these Deadwood shitposts about 15k followers ago so a repost can’t hurt

God what a show

Al: Invisible messages from invisible sources, or what some people think of as progress. Dan: Ain't the heathens used smoke signals all through recorded history? Al: How's that a fucking recommendation? Dan: Well, it seems to me like, you know, letters posted one person to another is just a slower version of the same idea. Al: When's the last time you got a fucking letter from a stranger? Dan: Bad news about Pa. Al: Bad news! Or tries against our interests is our sole communications from strangers, so by all means, let's plant poles all across the country, festoon the cocksucker with wires to hurry the sorry word and blinker our judgments of motive, huh? Dan: You've given it more thought than me. Al: Ain't the state of things cloudy enough? Don't we face enough fucking imponderables? Dan: Well, by God, you give the word, Al, and them poles will be kindling.

I’m pretty much constantly angry about how the global media ecosystem supercharged the current wave of fascism and of course I can’t help but think of Al Swearengen talking about the telegraph coming to Deadwood

remember when meghan was a maverick child of a maverick dad who was a friendly gay-friendly face of a new republican party who then married a fascist from the federalist whose previous public comment about her was that she was fat and gross

Des Moines has you all beat

lol