“reba”

idea for later: jalepeño lime diet coke

fuck Israel, fuck the NYT. I hope you both get what you deserve

Bari Weiss says she wants to use her new perch at CBS News to “redraw the lines of what falls in the 40 yards of acceptable debate” in American political and cultural life. She says the aim is to sideline voices like Hasan Piker, Tucker Carlson and Nick Fuentes, and elevate “charismatic” figures such as Alan Dershowitz and Dana Loesch who reflect “where the vast majority of Americans actually are.”

"elevate charismatic figures such as Alan Dershowitz"

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hey guess what I hope happens at your homes and offices

OLIVIA NUZZI: I wish I was famous for fucking a walking corpse.

MONKEY'S PAW: No, you're supposed to wish something normal and then *I* twist it to something terrible.

OLIVIA NUZZI: Ah. Well, I wish I was riding the cryptkeeper's dick so hard it snapped in half. And he shit in my hair.

Biden's term *was* a catastrophe regardless of any of his many successes because he did not have a certain person jailed or killed within the first year. The greatest failure of any President in American history

reading the print edition of the classic Chicago broadsheet “The Gossip Goldmine” on the train

Fox news screen of Trump without all that makeup on his face

Did zohran Scrooge him?

who is getting the middle gas

You will never guess what this is in reference to.

guy at car rental trying to get a better rate with a “business account” that he has never registered and doesn’t have a bank account for

classic

imagine the utopia we'd live in if all the tech stuff were even half as good as VLC

gleaming!!

Seatbelt laws for adults should be repealed and in fact it should be illegal for passenger vehicles to have seatbelts

Loved it ty (but I would have not used the abbreviation ChoMo 😅)

he deserved everything that happened and worse. and Nuzzi should be ——

ryan lizza is a bad person

:) docs.google.com/document/d/1...

today, you are vindicated

reigning in the police will be by far the most difficult task he faces so I don’t blame him for acting and speaking cautiously and methodically. trying to jam in major reform day 1 would be a disaster. I say this as a true pig hater

the one guy wanting to use the skills he learned in the military to conquer the island and then finding out he enlisted in the Air Force lol

TLDR two guys planned to invade a Haitian island and kill all the men and make the women sex slaves. Even under Trump admin as a pervert criminal you have to make it not too weird and insane if you want a pardon but these guys couldn’t help themselves

Transportation Department endorses crash test dummy that more closely resembles women The U.S. government has released a new crash test dummy design that advocates believe will help make cars safer for women. Women are 73% more likely to be injured in a head-on crash than men.

can i say something www.npr.org/2025/11/21/g...

good thing your newspaper has been sucking trump off for the last decade

Do you think maybe you shouldn’t have rolled over on your back to appease him for the last year you cowardly dog

The President is self-soothing by sharing his followers’ calls for the violent deaths of members of the opposition party on his blog.

how did she think this was going to work at this point. i have to know. i should be allowed to interview her!!!

34. The studio requires clients to present identification and sign a waiver prior to the procedure. The detective obtained a copy of a consent form signed by Greene and a copy of her New Jersey driver’s license. Those items were received by the studio on July 23, 2025, at 2:31 p.m.

This was my favorite part of the plan.

yeah the one in the "flash" is not as obvious so i wouldnt be surprised