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It really was terrifying when it came out, I remember turning on all the lights & making my husband come to the bathroom with me, haha! One of the few J-horror remakes that was actually awesome in English!

My mom, who started me on old Hammer films at age 4 & introduced me to Jaws & The Exorcist WAY too young, yelled at me for recommending The Ring because it was "too scary!"

I can't tell if he's still funny, he's too busy making movies I don't watch

I'm going to try this, I would really like a new dishwasher.

He was in a TV movie called MAKING OF A MALE MODEL with Jon-Erik Hexum & Joan Collins (he played the used-up former model) which my mom recorded on VHS & played a billion times because she was in love with Jon-Erik Hexum. I liked the Jeff scenes better!

I'm so sorry. It's the worst day in the worst year.

Visual arts are a reflection on how the artist sees the world. Like, you can't paint the same door twice - the door may be the same but the person painting it is changing all the time (unless you're just applying paint to a door, that's decorating)

The flu one made me feel really weird for a few minutes, if they could bottle that up I'd buy it recreationally

I heard somebody say that the "burned out" thing was a cover for having run out of jokes. At the time I was like "burnout is real, give him a break" but tbh the timeline of him going from Very Funny to Never Funny Again lines up

Burr just maxed out his recent "all sides are bad" kick. Like I can see where his mind went when agreeing to do it but he's still dead to me now

Somehow I thought the Gianni Versace one was part of this series, I had nightmares about Darren Criss for a year. Niecy Nash crushed it in the Dahmer series but I had to turn it off after the episode with the deaf guy. A compliment to Murphy, it was all just too upsetting.

I like to use walking sticks on a challenging hike (I call them my Dunphy Sticks) & one of my friends won't hike with me because she says I look like Dr. Carrie Weaver

Will And Grace Creator Reacts To Hulu’s Mid-Century Modern Getting Canceled After One Season Another one bites the dust.

Bummed but not at all surprised, & firmly feel they could have gotten a lot more eyeballs if they accurately marketed it as a "Gay(er) Golden Girls."

I would still love to see more of Matt Bomer as Rose Nyland, I never knew he was so funny.

I cannot emphasize enough that this administration shouldn’t get 𝘰𝘯𝘦 𝘴𝘪𝘯𝘨𝘭𝘦 𝘷𝘰𝘵𝘦 from the Dems until they start obeying the law.

Not. One.

Optics matter: if you want people to turn out next election despite troops in the streets, then show them it matters.

Do your goddamn jobs and hold the line.

a close up of a man making a funny face with his mouth open . Alt: The meme of the "that's using the ol noodle" guy

In today's report, we talk to Gen Z about why they prefer to collect their porn on physical media

Oh shit it's not me, is it?? I slept in!

Hot Girl Summer is over. Welcome to Witch Woman Autumn.

I'm a "watch horror movies all year long & October is my moment" person, yet around October 15th I start yearning for attractive people doing witty banter over hot cocoa & a roaring fire. I can watch murder anytime, snowball fight season is special!

I keep trying to imagine the public response if Trump wanted Fallon gone instead of Kimmel. Would there be one? Would it be like, "fascism is bad but...maybe we could look at some resumes"?

I start from the premise that all comedians have miswired brains that require constant approval from strangers. Some are basically good people & some aren't, and it's easier to tell which when too much money gets involved

They don't have time to annoy me too; they MAKE time to annoy me too

I guess I low-key expected Bill Burr to be a whore but I didn't realize he's dumb as shit. I could muster some respect for a whore.

If it makes you feel better I spent over an hour trying to pair a universal remote to my 79-yr-old dad's Samsung TV & Bose soundbar today, the result was positive even though nothing works because I didn't throw the TV out the fuckin window

Once upon a time I worked with this guy, only it was a lady who came up with Pop Tart flavors & she was seriously SO RAD

Gen X mom reenacts 'coming home from school in the 80s' and it couldn't be more perfect "This is why we turned out self sufficient, independent and successful."

The thing I picked up from the 80s is how great it is to have the house all to yourself for a couple of hours. Not so much for the self-sufficiency but for eating very inadvisable food & watching garbage on TV

Thank you for this, being a blue voter in AZ has been a rough ride these days

My husband's go-to is "I love that we have fun together no matter what we're doing", things like that

The thing is I often look at my phone when people are nearby, therefore it is silent. And as much as people have their hair on fire about Alt Text very few people bother to add subtitles to their videos

Not that I was a fan, but what in the bisexual blackness is Wayne Brady thinking
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They have identified the person in charge of escalators at the UN: