ich hab gecheckt und da steht keine lebensgefΓ€hrlichen Verletzungen also *hΓΌstel*:
Gegner, gegen die die Bundeswehr verlieren wΓΌrde:
- Russland
- China
- Frankreich
- Vatikan Stadt
- die Polizeidirektion Erding
- meine Oma mit einem Schlappen
22.10.2025 19:00 β π 4 π 1 π¬ 2 π 0
ich hab gecheckt und da steht keine lebensgefΓ€hrlichen Verletzungen also *hΓΌstel*:
Gegner, gegen die die Bundeswehr verlieren wΓΌrde:
- Russland
- China
- Frankreich
- Vatikan Stadt
- die Polizeidirektion Erding
- meine Oma mit einem Schlappen
22.10.2025 19:00 β π 4 π 1 π¬ 2 π 0
how is everyone's GWOT damaged brain coping with the current state of affairs?
good?
we all doing good??
ya same
22.10.2025 18:57 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Was ich nicht habe: Ziele, Ideale, Motivation, soziale Kontakte, Karriere, Lebenswillen
Was ich habe: neon-blauen BlaubeerglΓΌhwein, Staffel 4 SPN
22.10.2025 17:47 β π 4 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0
naja
aber ich mag die beiden Bibelkunde Grundkurs BΓΌcher echt gerne, die haben Lernmaterial hervorgehoben in 3 verschiedenen Markierungen, sodass man, wenn man jetzt 19 wΓ€re und fΓΌr eine Klausur bΓΌffeln mΓΌsste, einfach nur rausschreiben muss
22.10.2025 16:13 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
I can be normal about my hobbies, she says adhdly while adhding
22.10.2025 15:09 β π 7 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0
thank god for the Brexit campaign stopping any of my plans to move to the UK or i might have spent the last decade on that weirdo island
22.10.2025 07:15 β π 8 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
kann man nicht?!
22.10.2025 07:13 β π 10 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0
he managed to call me fat and weak in like a span of not even 30 seconds
it was kinda impressive
21.10.2025 23:25 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
a man in a blue shirt and glasses is walking down a street .
ALT: a man in a blue shirt and glasses is walking down a street .
let he who has never walked into a tattoo shop and specifically asked for a nazi skull be the first to throw ro-
21.10.2025 15:17 β π 13 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
POV geschleuderte Katzen
21.10.2025 10:56 β π 8 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0
laundry day
21.10.2025 10:44 β π 207 π 8 π¬ 4 π 0
to my personal and professional detriment this sadly continues to be true
21.10.2025 08:39 β π 4 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
hab ich weidenruten? nΓΆ diggi
hab ich boden in den ich staken hauen kann? auch nicht
hab ich einen plan fΓΌr die nΓ€chste woche? joa
20.10.2025 20:30 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
The magic warm spot also comes in a bigger version but you will have to tolerate being touched by the two-legged monster if you want to enjoy that
20.10.2025 11:35 β π 18 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0
pov you live in a house with no central heating and the two-legged food pouch opener has laid out the magic warm spot
20.10.2025 11:33 β π 118 π 11 π¬ 2 π 0
that's radish looking a little bit chonky π
they are exactly the same weight now though
20.10.2025 06:26 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
danke!
19.10.2025 19:18 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
danke
19.10.2025 19:06 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
thanks!
19.10.2025 18:34 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
thanks!
19.10.2025 18:28 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
apparently i am not middle aged yet
i just feel like it
19.10.2025 18:19 β π 6 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0
also happy birthday to me i think im middle aged now
19.10.2025 18:16 β π 11 π 0 π¬ 6 π 0
it's not really what i thought life was gonna look like but this is pretty okay
19.10.2025 18:05 β π 27 π 0 π¬ 2 π 0
love that this makes it sound like the minister was, if anything, pro heist
19.10.2025 13:25 β π 572 π 73 π¬ 49 π 10
Ich habe im Sommer ja im Haus das Feuchtigkeitsproblem und nehme inzwischen fΓΌr mein kleines 20m2 Wohnzimmer auch den 80m2 EntlΓΌfter, weil der deutlich stΓ€rker ist, als der kleine, den ich mir zuerst gekauft hatte
DafΓΌr ist der kleine natΓΌrlich energiesparender und leiser und unauffΓ€llig
19.10.2025 10:55 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
lena theres no way your primary school aged children even know how to write a 7 page essay
yeaaa
but they dont know that
19.10.2025 10:25 β π 5 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
i actually dont have a problem with kids saying "6, 7" because i told them anyone who i catch saying it gets one warning and then gets to write me a 6 to 7 page essay on why annoying Miss Lena is not allowed in class
works fine so far
19.10.2025 10:25 β π 6 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0
things Panzer has eaten or shredded into tiny little confetti pieces in the 6 hours i was asleep last night:
- half a multi grain bread roll
- the bag the bread roll was in
- an entire amazon box
- the trash bag
- 4 empty cat food pouches from the trash bag
- an egg carton
- half an egg
- a letter
19.10.2025 10:09 β π 6 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0
naja also ich bin ja gerade im ersten Jahr Mathe und es tut mir schon ein bisschen leid, dass die Kinder jetzt halt ein Jahr mit mir wirklich ungeilen Matheunterricht haben, weil ichs halt noch nicht besser kann
aber et is wie et is was willste machen
19.10.2025 09:34 β π 4 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0
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