Lena

we're doing it by hand because im stubborn

Ramadan cats tiktoks may be my favorite thing in the world

gonna go on reddit and ask how to dress for this body type i stg

lena why do you only own clothes that look like shit??

I DONT KNOW

every evening i pick out an outfit for the next day and then every morning im stood in front of the mirror like "wow this looks like absolute dogshit wtf"

its a fun little ritual

tl;dr: kinda rude, lame, whats wrong with reading long things?

AI;dr: cool, fun, honest

the horror has come to an end

"Listen to someone better!"

no

sorry...what?

I don't care about those bc worst case they kill a bunch of stuff in the deep ocean which is ideal for me

Anyways it's annoying that most sailors don't even sail

They're dieselers or fissioners mostly

Lena a reactor is not a nuke

That does not make me less concerned

I woke myself up from a perfectly normal anxiety dream because I didn't know what energy source aircraft carriers run on and I wanted to look it up (it's nukes) and now Im too awake and also concerned about the nuke ships to go back to bed

hey lena did you let your hot water pipes freeze again?

yes
shut up
this house was not built for the climate i am currently experiencing

ist Lieutenant of the Sea kinda like chicken of the sea?? because i dont think we should can soldiers tbh

no but see his brain is so mushy that even if he just came out and said there were aliens we still wouldnt know if there are aliens or he just fell asleep to a sci fi movie last night

this post is brought to you by: i have had to buy a full set of new outfitS FOUR FUCKING TIMES in the last 18 months and i am so done

im gonna start sewing my own fucking clothes i stg

Probably a 4XL if its fucking zara

might be a childrens size in C&A

Levis? Who knows some amount of inches that only vaguely correlates to the inches you are????r-ijlvnervjwöefjlnwiköwrnklj

oh what size am i?? easy! its a 4 or a 2 or an 8 maybe a 10 sometimes? Could be a 0, might be a 6! Might be a plus size! Who knows? How fun!

and i then buy some new jeans from you one size smaller and the jeans arrive at my house, hurrah, and i unpack them and it is three pairs in the same size which is one size smaller theN HOW THE FUCK IS ONE OF THEM TOO BIG AND ONE TOO SMALL!!? IM GOING TO COMMIT AN ATROCITY OMG

no but as a brand if i own a pair of jeans that you made and it no longer fits because my ass disappeared and now it looks like im wearing diapers or i'm a very uncommitted early 00s rapper

gonna ask chatgpt to explain it to me

i have tried trauma dumping, showing pictures of mushrooms, and making horrendously dark jokes about war and terrorism and all that

what else could you even try?! thats all the things, surely?

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i do agree though that the Grundgesetz is a beautiful bit of writing

its very much a its the thought that counts kinda thing

and i appreciate it for that

one of the few rights granted that can only ever be legal to make use of in retrospect

can you believe January 2026 was 14 months ago?