Dr. SmolAnalyst would really like to not have to move again

One of the more hilarious-in-the-moment and deeply fucked up parts of this is that the study team is based on Denmark.

Turns out being genocidal towards babies in Africa doesn't pay attention to geopolitical tensions.

Fuck yeah, Anna's Taqueria, the taqueria of my childhood, truly delivering for my people with the ultimate fusion cuisine

You miss 100% of the shots you don’t take. This also applies to the shots you do take, you are very bad at shooting.

There was a Mexican restaurant in Dushanbe, Tajikistan, that was actually pretty good, and I'm still not super sure how that happened.

For wee donkeys

In a moment of deep homesickness, I have eaten at its Scottish outpost. It was not great.

Good move from a No Stealing My Shit perspective, even if it's depressing

My work coffee cup is literally some Danish guy named Fisker's graduation gift from 2006 and people keep asking me who Fisker is.
I was worried that my boss's boss might know him 'cause they were at the same school at the same time, but avoid the issue by never having coffee near him.

Order your Faves on my Digital Cookie Site Today That's right! You can order your favorite Girl Scout Cookies from me online, all while helping my troop and I do great things in our community and beyond! Check it out.

So there's a black girl scout troop trying to raise money to to to Europe but they aren't close to their goal as of yet. Please share this and buy some cookies if you can

digitalcookie.girlscouts.org/scout/reagan...

A hand holds a white mug with blue text above paving stones. The mug reads: "Greg VIGILANT (all caps) Over each move you watch and you spy. Any wrong move does warrant your cry. Knowing that you are here, we've no cause to have fear with your vigilant, watchful eye."

Extremely excited for this intensely cursed second hand mug

Bless you, American Hockey Lesbians. We do not deserve you, and must try to be worthy of you.

Proposal to turn all heads of state into Year Kings who must be sacrificed in a flaming wicker man to ensure a good harvest at the autumn equinox

I think we have enough to get 40K now, which is probably close to as much as we need for Marie, but we also are going to be getting red cards and zines for Philly, so if you want to help the Maries in Philly, let's go!

What if I only use alligator clips, because paper clips are unsatisfying and staplers make bad noises?

No bastard ever won a war by dying for his multicultural economic zone. He won it by making the other poor dumb bastard die for his autarkic ethnostate.

Misprint if a fishing hat but with ngv

Shinji get on the hook

I was paid an extra 500 GBP per semester to be on standby for when - not if - various professors were too sick to teach online anymore.

All while writing my thesis and teaching classes from my kitchen table.

Everyone got fucked those years. It's just a matter of degrees.

Historian of medicine here. Yes. Yes, they did.

It's 6 by a country mile, and honestly, you guys, I'm worried about your health.

I've been eyeing my options, Poland genuinely seemed like one of my best bets. But one of my buds went to Bialystok with his Polish husband, couldn't find bialys there, his husband asked why, and the answer I gave was loud and expletive-filled enough that I'm never allowed a Polish passport.

My mother's only really dating advice to me was "no French guys. Just trust me."

What doesn't work out for relationships might still be good for national security.

three doodles of a little goblin with a round little body, bat-like rounded ears, a big nose and one huge eye, they look very anxious and shifty in the first doodle, they are sitting on the ground, in the second one they're walking with a precariously wobbly stack of books held above their head, in the third one, they're just standing still, wringing their hands

four more doodles of the same goblin, in the first one they're walking outsite with a backpack on, in the second one, they're wearing reading glasses and looking at a scroll of some kind while sitting at a table, there is a mug of something hot next to them, in the third one, they're sweeping a floor with an old fashioned broom and in the last one, a humanoid shark wearing jeans is saying something in a speech bubble with an image of a book inside of it while the goblin looks up at the shark with their hands on their hips

hey I am making a video game about a goblin who works at a library, here is some concept art, it's very early days, but please enjoy goblins

Hey if you don't wanna order cookies for yourself, I can highly recommend asking your nearest trans friend or neighbor what his, her, or their favorite cookies are, and then getting them a box or three.

We are going to win. Because we are stronger together and because love is more powerful than hate.

(I am going to go cry now)

Man, Fanny Brewster's book on racialized experiences and psychotherapy is an extremely good read, especially given how she emphasizes cultural specificity and context in symbolism. It's almost as though a collective unconscious isn't as collective as some people thought. Neat!

You're braver than I am, because I simply will not touch the cherry cordial.

pick up the ash and berries

Three panel comic. Panel 1: baby monkeys in overalls jumping on a bed, having fun. Panel 2: one of the monkeys falls over the edge of the bed, reaching out as he falls. Panel 3: one of the other monkeys, now looking super buff and badass, grabs him by the arm to save him heroically. “Monkey Stronger Together.”

Honestly sad none of my alma maters are on this list

Look I get one of them was military but like come on