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@terrornerds.bsky.social

talk to me about veggies and terrorists

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Ich finde mich echt relativ hart im Nehmen, aber ganz ehrlich, das könnte ich mir keine 4 Wochen geben, bevor ich da raus wäre. Jeder, das das länger aushält, verfügt da irgendwie über mir unbekannte Reserven ngl

06.08.2025 07:46 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Widespread magical thinking is going to get us all killed

06.08.2025 06:47 — 👍 61    🔁 15    💬 1    📌 1
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06.08.2025 06:51 — 👍 6    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Nein Radies, sie hat sich den Sonnenplatz auf der Hängematte gesichert und lässt Panzer nicht drauf 😅 (zweite Hängematte ist in der Post)

06.08.2025 06:45 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Cat content

06.08.2025 06:39 — 👍 18    🔁 1    💬 2    📌 0

who would win: a fucking oak or bosch

...its the oak as it turns out

06.08.2025 06:12 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0

sooo anyways, ive been trying to drill a hole into the beam for the last 30 minutes and im pretty sure i broke my drill

theres barely an indentation in the fucking wood omg

06.08.2025 06:11 — 👍 5    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I was even willing to attach it to the hundreds of years old oak beams even though i know over time the hardware would cause damage to the wood but thats okay because I love the cats

06.08.2025 06:10 — 👍 5    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

i bought this wall mounted cat climbing structure to put up so the cats can use the vertical space and easily get into the beams on the ceiling so theres more room for them to move around

which is a great idea, 10/10, this house is too small for two cats otherwise, im so smart

06.08.2025 06:09 — 👍 6    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I've heard great things about making your real life fulfilling and enjoyable so you don't have to tweet through it 24/7 but I'm not quite there yet.

06.08.2025 04:10 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

it sounds amazing

but last time we had a blackout and the internet went down for a couple of hours it was a spicy little crisis so like deep sea diving or raising babies it's probably one of those life things that is not for me

06.08.2025 03:42 — 👍 6    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I am eternally jealous of those of you who can just rawdog life

06.08.2025 03:40 — 👍 5    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

lena stop whining

no

06.08.2025 03:27 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

aaah its going to be one of those "there are painkillers in the kitchen but i would literally rather die than try to move and get them" sort of days

nice nice nice nice nice

06.08.2025 03:24 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Vorschlag: statt ein Brief zum 18. Geburtstag, warum nicht eine kleine Dose Panzerschokolade??

wir knacken die 300.000 Soldaten 2027

05.08.2025 18:41 — 👍 5    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

kann mir keiner erzählen, dass ein bisschen Gras beim Bund nicht helfen würde

05.08.2025 18:35 — 👍 6    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

lethality durch superior smoking power

05.08.2025 18:35 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

statt Dienst in der Truppe warum nicht Weeds in der Truppe ifyouknowhwhatimean

05.08.2025 18:35 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

TIL: diese 2 Emojis sind verschieden 🥦 🪖 und stehen für unterschiedliche Dinge

weil ich war grade verwirrt und interessiert an der neuen Rekrutierungskampagne der Bundeswehr nur um dann direkt schwer enttäuscht zu werden

05.08.2025 18:34 — 👍 7    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

basically nothing else; treats are nice

if they are staying longer a scratch post (can be cardboard or Jute) so they can keep their claws maintained would be good and a water fountain is fun for them and a toy they can chase (like a laser or a string or something)

05.08.2025 17:29 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

🤷‍♀️ thought itd be funny

05.08.2025 17:27 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Not quite as shy anymore

05.08.2025 17:21 — 👍 16    🔁 1    💬 4    📌 0
Post image An excerpt from the front matter in STONELANDS.

"This is a work of fiction. All characters are products of the author’s imagination. Any resemblance to actual persons, living or dead, is entirely coincidental.

"Key aspects of U.S. military tradecraft and capabilities, as well as certain Department of Defense (DoD) agency names, policies, missions, operational compartments, and functions, have been altered, fictionalized, redacted, or omitted as necessary to comply with DoD Instruction 5230.09 Clearance of DoD Information for Public Release, DoD Instruction 5230.29 Security and Policy Review of DoD Information for Public Release, and findings by officials at the United States Special Operations Command, the Defense Intelligence Agency, and the Defense Office of Prepublication and Security Review (DOPSR)."

Also included is a clearance for publication from the U.S. Department of Defense.

An excerpt from the front matter in STONELANDS. "This is a work of fiction. All characters are products of the author’s imagination. Any resemblance to actual persons, living or dead, is entirely coincidental. "Key aspects of U.S. military tradecraft and capabilities, as well as certain Department of Defense (DoD) agency names, policies, missions, operational compartments, and functions, have been altered, fictionalized, redacted, or omitted as necessary to comply with DoD Instruction 5230.09 Clearance of DoD Information for Public Release, DoD Instruction 5230.29 Security and Policy Review of DoD Information for Public Release, and findings by officials at the United States Special Operations Command, the Defense Intelligence Agency, and the Defense Office of Prepublication and Security Review (DOPSR)." Also included is a clearance for publication from the U.S. Department of Defense.

The initial Author's Note from STONELANDS:

"AUTHOR’S NOTE

"Beginning in the early 1990s, shortly after the collapse of the Soviet Union, rumors swirled through the scientific and intelligence communities regarding the black-market availability of a substance colloquially known as red mercury. Red mercury is alleged to be critical in the manufacture of advanced and theoretical weapons, including, but not limited to, missile guidance systems, radar-absorbent coatings, and miniaturized multi-stage nuclear weapons.

"To this last point, red mercury is a ballotechnic explosive which detonates with a pressure and temperature capable of compressing secondary nuclear material sufficiently to initiate a fusion reaction with no need for a fissile primary. American physicist and Manhattan Project veteran Samuel Cohen explained the development and workings of red mercury at length in his autobiography Shame: Confessions of the Father of the Neutron Bomb.

"A proliferation of spurious claims and fabricated shams involving phony red mercury during the Global War on Terror prompted a broadly accepted theory among scientists and intelligence experts that red mercury is a fiction. Despite this, at the time of Project ARCHSTONE, the black-market rate for viable red mercury was in the neighborhood of one million dollars per gram, making it one of the most precious—and deadly—substances in the world.

"The International Atomic Energy Agency, the U.S. Arms Control and Disarmament Agency, the Nuclear Regulatory Commission, and Lawrence Livermore National Laboratories all continue to publicly maintain that no such substance exists."

The initial Author's Note from STONELANDS: "AUTHOR’S NOTE "Beginning in the early 1990s, shortly after the collapse of the Soviet Union, rumors swirled through the scientific and intelligence communities regarding the black-market availability of a substance colloquially known as red mercury. Red mercury is alleged to be critical in the manufacture of advanced and theoretical weapons, including, but not limited to, missile guidance systems, radar-absorbent coatings, and miniaturized multi-stage nuclear weapons. "To this last point, red mercury is a ballotechnic explosive which detonates with a pressure and temperature capable of compressing secondary nuclear material sufficiently to initiate a fusion reaction with no need for a fissile primary. American physicist and Manhattan Project veteran Samuel Cohen explained the development and workings of red mercury at length in his autobiography Shame: Confessions of the Father of the Neutron Bomb. "A proliferation of spurious claims and fabricated shams involving phony red mercury during the Global War on Terror prompted a broadly accepted theory among scientists and intelligence experts that red mercury is a fiction. Despite this, at the time of Project ARCHSTONE, the black-market rate for viable red mercury was in the neighborhood of one million dollars per gram, making it one of the most precious—and deadly—substances in the world. "The International Atomic Energy Agency, the U.S. Arms Control and Disarmament Agency, the Nuclear Regulatory Commission, and Lawrence Livermore National Laboratories all continue to publicly maintain that no such substance exists."

The first page of an OPORD (Operations Order), heavily redacted, referring to reconnaissance operations in preparation for future missions in an Area of Interest / Area of Operations noted only as OTHER. 

It includes Declassification authority to GENERAL RELEASE. It is stamped UNCLASSIFIED over the initial TOP SECRET classification headings.

The first page of an OPORD (Operations Order), heavily redacted, referring to reconnaissance operations in preparation for future missions in an Area of Interest / Area of Operations noted only as OTHER. It includes Declassification authority to GENERAL RELEASE. It is stamped UNCLASSIFIED over the initial TOP SECRET classification headings.

LAUNCH DAY!

You can order STONELANDS through your local bookstore or ask your library to buy it. The ISBN is 978-0-9978875-9-4.

05.08.2025 17:14 — 👍 9    🔁 4    💬 3    📌 0

yes!!

05.08.2025 16:57 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

the locomotive is from the late 70s

05.08.2025 16:09 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

except the many times a day people on giant harvest machines drive by from the farm a couple houses down the road bc they are taller than my hedge

and i assume those men just assume i have gone fully crazy at this point running around in granny panties and bare feet in a construction site all day

05.08.2025 15:44 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

i dont like to wear trousers at home bc my thighs demand freedom and i took the curtains down last week to do some of the renovation

both fine bc there's a giant hedge in front of my house so unless its pitch dark outside and i have the lights on nobody is going to just walk by and see my pants

05.08.2025 15:43 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

well thats not how you spell that word

05.08.2025 11:02 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

also not to brag but i filled that basked up

like to the top with chanterelles on the way back to the car

05.08.2025 10:58 — 👍 7    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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It'll be warm and sunny for the next week at least so today was our last little hike for a while

Also look how chonky these are

05.08.2025 10:57 — 👍 17    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

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