Ahmed Salah

Porn is too creepy for me so when I want to masturbate I think about my capacity for kindness

Waking up at night to piss but ending up staying awake contemplating the pain of my loved ones—knowing I need to go back to bed and rest for another day of posting

Unfortunately skeletons aren’t too hard to come by

The river looks like it is full of blood
Anywhoo, how’s your night?

Got offered a free palm reading and I was tempted to take them up on the offer just so I could feel my hand being held

Bumper stickers should be in the front of cars so I can tell which drivers are gonna blow through a crosswalk

Dante, after quitting twitter:
“Unwonted joy renew’d, soon as I ’scaped
Forth from the atmosphere of deadly gloom,
That had mine eyes and bosom fill’d with grief.
The radiant planet, that to love invites,
Made all the orient laugh, and veil’d beneath
The Pisces’ light, that in her escort came.”

The river looks pretty at night
My sister points out to me (and I agree) that I’m privileged to be able to go on these walks alone without a sense of danger
Hopefully one day soon everyone can enjoy the beauty of a long walk in the woods without fear

I’ll never forget 9/11, but mainly because it’s a good reminder to buy mums
Merry 9/11 everyone

My friends say I’m a bad listener
I don’t know what they’re talking about

Note to self: sign up my enemies for a Democrat mailing list

Come for the jokes, stay for the communist propaganda

It’s insane to me that the program which accounts for a large chunk of their recruitment only costs them $40 million out of a budget of $877 billion.
(0.00456100342%)
And they can’t even be bothered to allocate that much!

I never worry about my follower count
Charles Manson only had 100 and look at how much he managed to accomplish

Americans are as confident in their military as they are in their own ability to beat up a goose

I wasn't born a good judge of character
It took years of being a judgemental prick

Come for the jokes, stay for the communist propaganda

Lots of cool clouds today

Lots of cool clouds today

What kinda dummy would buy cash?

Gonna start a gardening advice show where I explain to people their plants are dying because the plants prefer death to life with them

Justin is gonna repeal $10 daycare now that his ex-wife is a single mother

Justin can’t even win a no confidence vote in his family

I need to get this sign for the front door

The local river

The local marsh

Billions of dollars to his name and he couldn’t even buy a longer T-shirt

Using bluesky after twitter is nice because I can finally figure out who it was that introduced me to the folks I muted