Clicking Nails

If you start talking up his YouTube he’ll be your new best friend. Has beens eat that shit up

thinking about impersonating a police officer (playing on my phone in my car parked by the side of the road)

I make it in a saucepan on the stove top and use regular butter and salt. It’s pretty good

My uncle is a jazz guitar professor and the number of songs he’s played at a holiday gathering is 0

math textbook covers for some reason:

No, it’s a real question

Making one of these about outdoor work, bugs in the house, clogged drains and dealing with anything that comes out of an animal

Are you SURE you don’t need an extended warranty?

republicans believe poor people deserve to suffer because they're lazy and weak, whereas the democrats have a much lengthier explanation

Is this a Stan cil endorsement?

We gotta hear “more than a fart” 💨 💦 💩

I will no doubt read and enjoy all your very good Nuzzi jokes, but I also want to say earnestly, so many of us (myself included) are on the verge of being pushed out of this industry and it's genuinely so dispiriting to see the worst among us, ethics-wise, get such preferential treatment.

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A face no one has ever been horny for

Patriots have on their "playing Rutgers on a Friday night on ESPN2" jerseys

I know we're going to beat them and going to beat them so bad there'll never be a them like them ever again; however, today I am just absolutely agog at the ocean of banal cruelty.

I guess I'm lucky I still have a conscience that can be horrified by the confirmation of its cynicism, but Jesus.

Stupid people think stuff runs on its own

CHARLIE BROWN: The deal agreed upon today contains major concessions. Lucy, for example, has agreed to give me two attempts at kicking the football tomorrow. But to me? What matters most is that I can at last continue with my important work on the pitcher's mound

Whenever some sanctimonious Dem announces that America needs a functioning Republican Party, I always think “I’d settle for a functioning Democratic Party.”

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I got 3 lines in before I started picturing myself gutting this person with the boner shaped knife you posted yesterday

#OtD 5 Nov 1855 American socialist and labour leader Eugene Debs was born. He helped found both the American Railway Union and the @IWW, and was jailed in 1919 for his opposition to WWI. While in prison he ran for president, and received nearly 1m votes workingclasshistory.com/tag/iww

Because capitalism is designed for the many’s work to make the few rich. I just really need to money to make ends meet though, it’s been a tough year and everything is more expensive.

And I’ve never voted republican
and canvassed more hours than I can count for Dems.

“They voted for this” 🤮

But you’re not against the checks right? People need that money

Sorry Sean, the rest of us live in the Real World

Is that was Fiona Apple was up to in the Criminal video? I’m glad the 15 year old me didn’t know that

There was a charity bike ride in my town, part of the path was a down a road with 2 lanes each way, curbs and no bike lane.
The Reddit debate afterword on to sidewalk/not to sidewalk was a fun read.

You just gotta look out for everyone’s safety whether riding, walking or driving.

Media narrative: Trump wins on policy, anyone prioritizing the many over the few wins on style

Quarter millimeter? They didn’t even get the electric shock from tooth to spinal cord when the drill hits nerve.
I can only conclude they loved the movie