Stuff Christian Culture Likes

A screenshot of a Wall Street Journal tweet promoting a story about Evie magazine, a bad publication for bad people. The text reads "Named for a modern take on the Bible’s original woman, Evie aims to reach a new kind of conservative: the churchgoing, city-dwelling, working young mother" as if literally anyone in the WSJ readership is unaware who fucking EVE is

< wrestling announcer voice >

the BIBLE'S!! OOOOOOOOOORIGINAL!!!!!WOOOOOMAANNNNN!!!!!!! < airhorns >

Omgggggggggg

John 3:16

Context:

Oh I know! xo

You know, for kids.

Why they gotta flaunt it?

I love evangelicals but I don't agree with their lifestyle.

When you're so coked up and stupid you put the scope on backwards:

Ohhhhhhh, that’s who Gary Larson was drawing

#MAGA #exvangelical #iceout #jesuschrist

Alabama Republican Barry Moore held a town hall and said migrants are not allowed due process. His constituents heckled him, chanting “shame, shame” as the coward made his hasty exit.

#Resist #ProudBlue #FuckMAGA

I'm from Seattle and everything but just putting this out there.

Now my OCD wants the kerning fixed ahahaha

Die bank ziet er doodsbang uit.

my grandmother, an Auschwitz survivor, was Anne Frank’s neighbor in Amsterdam, and Oma thinks this comparison is perfectly apt

Conservative men are deeply submissive to male authority figures.

You know what to do every time you see one of these posters in your hood, America.

A picture of the Mary Tyler Moore statue in downtown Minneapolis, depicting the iconic moment from the show where she throws her hat in the air. But the hat has been covered over with a protesters cardboard sign, reading “FUCK ICE.”

On a downtown street in Minneapolis, as people stream out from the massive march, Mary Tyler Moore says “fuck ice.”

Person with luscious mullet pushing a shopping cart while wearing a t-shirt that says "USA now number one in self-centered whores"

"For God so loved the pedophiles that whosoever protecteth them over immigrants shall have eternal life." Evangelicalism 3:16

An illustration of a frog holding a flaming torch I CARRY A TORCH FOR YOU* * and a pitchfork and I'm with the rest of the villagers heading towards your castle to finally end your reign of terror JauntyArt 26

I Carry A Torch For You*

If a church isn't open to shelter people experiencing homelessness during a blizzard then it isn't a church, it's a business.

Most child molesters 'religious,' often target church members The Synod's first Workshop on Domestic Violence and Child Abuse aims to help church workers "identify, understand and intervene" on behalf of victims.

"In one study, 93 percent of convicted sex offenders described themselves as 'religious.' Perhaps surprisingly, many sexual predators consider churches as 'safe havens,' Vieth said, with trusting, forgiving adults and easy access to children." reporter.lcms.org/2015/most-ch...

Christian culture teaches people to think they deserve abuse. It's so normalized that when someone tries to escape a dangerous situation and is killed in retaliation, Christian culture blames the person trying to escape and defends the abuser (and in this case, killer).