I fear Whitney is going to EAAAAAT on DWTS

Curtains are such a tactile experience how the fuck do you buy them online I have no idea what I’m doing

Golly Ned I haven’t been this stressed about my mom in a hot minute

Body oil has been such a blessing and a curse
Blessing because soft smooth sumptuous yum
Curse because it made my leg hairs so soft I fully forgot to shave them and didn’t realize that I hadn’t until post shower lotioning

I really don’t even care about The Greatest Showman like that and yet that damn “come back home” song sends me into tears every!! Time!!

I will never get over that as part of my job I get to send emails with the subject line “Bigfoot Update”

I’m begging with my whole chest for TikTok singers to open their mouths when they sing god bless it PLEASE

I fear I’m starting to get the “make a major change to your hair” itch again

One of my favorite bits of knowledge in the world is that I stress my bestie’s husband out juuuust a little bit with the hour at which I do my daily Duolingo and he fears for our streak / friend quests because I’m an hour behind them and have that much more time to complete it

Sorry not sorry Mike

Holy hell moving sucks!!

Sorry for harmonizing in the car, I grew up on the corner of Musical Theatre Ave and Pop Punk Way

This is a weird game for me because I a) love Taylor so yay Travis but b) hate Mahomes because he has a smarmy face / attitude and also c) love Jalen because Bama

So I’m just gonna drink a hot toddy and watch the chaos

Not Kendrick looking DIRECTLY in the camera for “Hey Drake” I am SCREAMING

Man, being the second flying facial hair commercial of the Super Bowl must be so
embarrassing…

Is Tom Brady wearing eyeliner??

I really just want to know how many streams Snow on the Beach got this week with the weather being insane

I think I’m addicted to Zillow

book opinion: a glossary is not an adequate substitution for appropriate world building / explanation in text

My BG3 ranger has no fucking people skills

and we have LOST astarion from the party COMPLETELY

after running the cazador fight LITERALLY 35 times

are you KIDDING MEEEEE

I genuinely could not be more excited about all the Insta stories I’m seeing today of Georgia friends and their babies seeing snow for the first time 🥰😭💕

I just put maple brown sugar creamer in my breakfast tea for the first time and now I am ✨insufferable✨

Big thanks to Bo Burnham for turning me into a paranoid person during winter, where I wake up smelling things burning, but it is in fact my heat kicking on for the first time ever and not me having a stroke. 💕

I’ve spent 4 collective hours in the past 12 looking at bed frames because I have an Amazon gift card and mine squeaks horribly but I am *paralyzed* by *choice*!!

Girl how do you have a virtual event and only provide physical mailing addresses??!!??

Saxophone inventor: each button plays a different note

Trombone inventor: trombone goes WOOooooOOmp

(lmao idk how this fucking app works)

But it’s absolutely asinine! No thank you!!

What the fuck do you mean Connections has PICTURES now

Fuck right off

Cannot believe I signed myself up for a 1000 mile drive with a fully intact grandmother clock in the back

It’s going to be a very *jingly* trip

I’ve been back in Georgia for almost two weeks and the things I miss the most in Texas, ranked:

1) my cats
2) Bryan
3) my WFH setup (yall its rough working on the floor at the coffee table in a house that’s getting ready to move)
4) tortilla chips that don’t break in queso

My actual only note on Wicked is I *cannot stand* how Nessa sings “deserve” in Dancing Through Life

That’s it that’s my only critique perfect experience perfect casting 12/10 remarkably done can’t wait to watch it in my own house and cry as loud as I want