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The future of Windows needs a brick putting through it

16.10.2025 16:56 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Wait till you see our goatsonas โค๏ธ

16.10.2025 12:43 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
A signup form for a dating site, showing two options under "I'm a" that are "Bouba" and "Kiki"
and below that, an "Interested In" section that has the options of "Boubas", "Kikis", "Both"

A signup form for a dating site, showing two options under "I'm a" that are "Bouba" and "Kiki" and below that, an "Interested In" section that has the options of "Boubas", "Kikis", "Both"

signing up for the hot new linguistic dating site

13.10.2025 15:03 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 768    ๐Ÿ” 182    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 15    ๐Ÿ“Œ 14
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The duality of spam.

08.10.2025 18:37 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The new willy wonka lego set looks absolutely ace but is there a way to buy it without the gr*ndpa j*e minifig

15.09.2025 15:43 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

People say why is it flour and not flower and I say because it's spelt that way.

08.09.2025 10:48 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 407    ๐Ÿ” 30    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 29    ๐Ÿ“Œ 2

every UK video game in the 80s and 90s was made by a guy named like "lord wensleydale" or two guys named "the chippy twins" and was about an egg with no special abilities going on an adventure and dying immediately. it was ported to the super nintendo where everyone hated it

03.02.2025 02:57 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3819    ๐Ÿ” 715    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 123    ๐Ÿ“Œ 87
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Video games truly let you live your wildest fantasies

16.08.2025 08:53 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

i like that this guy cant wait until the cat is at least done shitting. i got places to be

14.08.2025 21:15 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1582    ๐Ÿ” 307    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 26    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

Sorry, but if you call my password weak I'm not going to tell you where the traffic lights are

06.05.2025 21:28 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 698    ๐Ÿ” 121    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

See also: perhappy

12.08.2025 18:44 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

"PhD-level experts in your back pocket" is a completely nonsensical description of AI but a pretty good description of social media if you follow the right people

09.08.2025 23:07 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 10481    ๐Ÿ” 2025    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 138    ๐Ÿ“Œ 171

90s boomer shooters have replaced sumatriptan in my decades long search for effective migraine relief

09.08.2025 17:13 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Headlines from BlueSky: Charli XCX gets married, Katy Perry prop malfunction

Headlines from BlueSky: Charli XCX gets married, Katy Perry prop malfunction

It's a good day for people who enjoy headlines that can be sung to the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles theme song

20.07.2025 05:45 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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in the video for "Your Body Is a Wonderland", John Mayer serenades his lover next to an Adobe Illustrator 10 guidebook

12.07.2025 19:52 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1002    ๐Ÿ” 174    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 18    ๐Ÿ“Œ 6

I will extinguish this Sun and every Sun that follows

04.07.2025 07:55 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

"Is a leg a motorcycle?" - CAPTCHA really tousling the fundaments of philosophy at work today.

03.07.2025 17:18 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

๐Ÿ™‹

01.07.2025 19:43 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
3-panel comic. (1) PERSON WITH SHORT HAIR to Person 2: Shining laser pointers at planes is a federal crime. Itโ€™s incredibly dangerous. PERSON 2: Oh, because it can blind the pilot? SHORT HAIR: Thatโ€™s one reasonโ€ฆ (2) [Laser pointed at flying airplane] (3) [Cat close to the size of the plane pouncing on airplane and taking it down]

3-panel comic. (1) PERSON WITH SHORT HAIR to Person 2: Shining laser pointers at planes is a federal crime. Itโ€™s incredibly dangerous. PERSON 2: Oh, because it can blind the pilot? SHORT HAIR: Thatโ€™s one reasonโ€ฆ (2) [Laser pointed at flying airplane] (3) [Cat close to the size of the plane pouncing on airplane and taking it down]

Laser Danger

xkcd.com/3108/

01.07.2025 02:48 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5339    ๐Ÿ” 1116    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 30    ๐Ÿ“Œ 35
Diagram of ancient Egyptian artwork showing the length of a cubit, an obsolete unit (of measurement) demonstrated in the image as roughly the length from the elbow to the fingertips

Diagram of ancient Egyptian artwork showing the length of a cubit, an obsolete unit (of measurement) demonstrated in the image as roughly the length from the elbow to the fingertips

In awe at the size of this lad. Obsolete unit

29.06.2025 16:34 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Lingthusiasm - 101 places to get enthusiastic about linguistics lingthusiasm: 101 places to get enthusiastic about linguistics In honour of Lingthusiasmโ€™s 100th episodiversary, weโ€™ve compiled this list of 101 public-facing places where linguists and linguisti...

here's the list of book and other recs that we compiled for @lingthusiasm.bsky.social's 100 episodiversary, that's my most current rec list!
lingthusiasm.com/post/7741520...

22.06.2025 14:20 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 31    ๐Ÿ” 13    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

(in a good place, obviously)

24.06.2025 10:15 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
A dragon toad sitting on a tree stump, with thin plumes of smoke(?) billowing out of its nostrils. In its element, unfazed, unbothered.

A dragon toad sitting on a tree stump, with thin plumes of smoke(?) billowing out of its nostrils. In its element, unfazed, unbothered.

Mentally, I am the dragon toad from the loading screen for the level 'The Enchanted Earth' from Medievil (1998)

24.06.2025 10:15 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 12    ๐Ÿ” 5    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Every 5x5 Nonogram

Do your bit and help solve every 5x5 nonogram!

We are just under halfway there - about 13,000,000 to go.

pixelogic.app/every-5x5-no...

23.06.2025 10:40 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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mobOS, my early 2000s fake OS internet exploration simulator game that updates over real time has a functional actual GAME ENGINE inside the game that runs and compiles code!

#gamedev #indiedev #gamemaker

20.06.2025 23:18 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 727    ๐Ÿ” 209    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 20    ๐Ÿ“Œ 5
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๐ŸŽ‰ Big update!
The #InternetArchive has launched a new version of GifCities, our search engine for vintage GeoCities GIFs. Search better. Blink more!

Check it out โžก๏ธ blog.archive.org/2025/06/09/k...
๐Ÿงต

11.06.2025 23:33 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5248    ๐Ÿ” 2236    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 58    ๐Ÿ“Œ 146
Horse_ebooks tweet: Everything happens so much

Horse_ebooks tweet: Everything happens so much

13.06.2025 01:19 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 8703    ๐Ÿ” 1818    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 92    ๐Ÿ“Œ 60
tweet screenshot:

yeah I love SNL

S tevie
N icks singing
L andslide

tweet screenshot: yeah I love SNL S tevie N icks singing L andslide

17.02.2025 01:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 153    ๐Ÿ” 7    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Steam Curator: LGBTQ+ Inclusive Gaming Games with LGBTQ+ themes and characters. Includes gay, lesbian, bi, homosexual, bisexual, pansexual, asexual, transgender, polyamorous, non-binary, and others.

Anyway, support LGBTQ+ inclusive video games!

store.steampowered.com/curator/1193...

12.06.2025 18:03 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Jon Bellamy - you should be ashamed of yourself, but you won't.

12.06.2025 18:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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