Alister Tate

putting together a bed-time YouTube playlist consisting of police bodycam footage of on-duty officers quote “overdosing” on fentanyl whilst actively in the line of work to help aide me to sleep every night. 😴 Please share relevant content below-

if your vote has a requisite dress code, I’m feeling pretty inclined to inform you that you may be involved in a sycophantic cult.

hey, yall.
y’know, just because you wanna win a technology race w/ china doesn’t mean we need to you pull a “U2, circa 2014” on us and force all of this defective AI bullshit onto our devices when most of us never even asked for it in the first place.

Appreciate the consideration, though. 🖕😒

New Rule:
Don’t bother putting one of those “We The People” stickers on your truck if you can’t even recite more than the first three words alone of that document.

not exactly convinced that the dudes who buy those even know what document made that phrase significant in the first place.

I will never, not ever, not for as long as I live, understand how ANYONE actually believed for a single fucking second, that Donald Trump gave a shit about the people of Gaza.

The Muslim ban guy.

I mean, are you fucking kidding me??

“deport all the folks who literally get on their knees to hand-pick the produce that ends up in your grocery stores = cheaper groceries!”

I know folks dont like this word, but WOW. What a genuinely, dictionary-definition “retarded” take. Literally holding back the forward progress of human society.

Weary of this current trend amongst stand-up comedians where they insist that “humor is objective” without applying the simple critical thinking necessary to recognize that their entire livelihood would be very redundant and almost entirely pointless if that actually were the case. At Joe Rogan.

truly wild how the South African Saltine will literally spend a full 24hrs dedicating his nanoscopic attention span to responding to tweets in which he’s not even mentioned, but then turns around and tries to convince everyone that CEO’s are entirely worthy of their exorbitantly oversized salaries.

Only positive, beautiful, or informative content in my replies please

One of the best parts of Bluesky is that it’s not owned and operated by a fascist psychopath.

China’s gonna pay those tariffs just like Mexico’s gonna pay for that wall that totally exists, right?

i cannot recall, @andrew-yang.bsky.social was it this same energy when DJT was openly bragging about doing the exact same whilst out on the presidential campaign trail in 2016?? Say your piece, 1st amendment etc,etc,etc, just curious that this is what it takes to get you to speak up on the subject 🤔

Immediately where my mind went.

happy holidays, fucktard.

love the country.
hate some of the people it upholds.

They literally invited a man to hang out w/ them @ an army 🆚 navy 🏈 game because he’s known for little more than publically murdering someone of a different complexion. If that’s not racism, our definitions are different & yours doesn’t even seem valid enough to genuinely consider, full stop.

I never picked up with this format with XFKATwitter or Threads, but the people here are actually chill so I feel determined to not let my acc die this time. 😭

worry naught, dear friends and AI generated lady metal thirst trap accounts.
with any luck, we’ll all be dead soon.

ain’t it always the smartest of devices that ends up yielding the dumbest of users? probably why Tesla is so successful to begin with.

Alf Footed

I love scary movies but living in one for 4 years seems a little excessive.

@foulbodyautopsy.bsky.social yooo! I remember hearing about your music thru some classic InfidelAmsterdam vids, hahaha! Been listening for while actually! Love that track “Left to Rot”. Stoked to see you follow, dude! 🤝 cheers from 🇺🇸

Just realized that over the course of Napoleon Dynamite, Kip eats at least like five whole milkshakes (mostly) to himself.

Little Known Fact:
Fox News Anchor, Jesse B. Watters’ middle initial actually stands for “butt”.

just thought you deserved to hear the part THEY don’t want you to know.

The Lion King is probably my favorite movie about running away from your problems until you’re strong enough to kill your uncle.

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dawg, I hate the snow so much. 😭

or at least just fucking tax them.

can you tell that I have absolutely no fucking idea what I’m doing here?