Rich

Originally the code for some region for the police to say they found a dead body, but it was a silly line in the rap song in question and now it’s escaped and means nothing at all.

He’s fallen in the water!

It’s funny, because all the gym-body wrestlers I know used to buy ladies stretch jeans to remove the bulk and pockets.

Book a holiday. Surprisingly effective - although you’d have to pretend to each group that another group organised it

I mean, does Robert Langdon have an alibi?

Adverts should be representative of traditional British families

I clicked on one of their dodgy links and typed in fake credentials to get on the list for bonus checks deliberately as I know that certain staff will need explanations of the stuff they send them to help…

British.

I don’t understand what this has to do with Strictly

I’ve always known this, but had never been sure if this ‘character’ is essentially a de-masked and relaxed version of how he presents normally

Sometimes all you need is to meet someone who hates all the same petty shit as you.

Thank fuck

You know who doesn't integrate? People like Robert Jenrick. You think he works out at the local leisure centre? Goes to the Tuesday night pub quiz? You think his golf club lets anyone play? Or his private members' clubs let anyone in? He puts the ick in prick

Yeah - that’s pretty class.

I just buy them things they have no concept of the value of (TV box, tablets, phones) of a better standard than they’d get for the money they had. Yeah it was £100, I got a deal. 😂

Best one was updating software on nans iPad but also becoming 5 years newer.

Anyone who says Christmas milk isn’t exciting is kidding themselves

Oh believe me I know, I’m just keeping up appearances for the internet 😂

Separate spoon for coffee though, I’m not an animal

Can you imagine a dog being obsessed with their special interest and continually telling you about it all day?

Oh wait - that’s all dogs.

I mean, if yr making 4x sugar tea once a year maybe, but everyone who chains the stuff knows that if you stir before putting the milk in then a spoon lasts all day easily,

Love the p1p1 in thumbnail idea, as it goes on I’m likely to pass over a few, but if I see you taking the cards of temptation (pesky non supported colour pairs of temptation for example) then I’m very likely to watch or add to watch later.

Loved ep1.

Plus you can’t be accused of greenwashing when the polar bears show up - Furtive has been there since the beginning!

Stealth marketing for the brilliant film I Swear.

Spunky bastard nonce wank fuck shit piss dicks twat balls tits

Sgt Peppers album cover consisting of things that only made it because of immigration in to the UK, either immigrants themselves, the children of or as a result of someone else coming here.

Farage wanting to kick people out of the country because they migrated here made me angry and made me think about which best of British people and things wouldn't have happened were it not for the brilliance of immigration to the UK.

3000 pronouns ago…

But I can speak to a corpse of course ‘cause I’ve cast ‘Speak To The Dead’.

The old D&D lines

America slowly realising they are the North Korea of the West is every European’s favourite (but potentially deadly) soap opera.

Farage in a plane

Melania, Donald, Sir Keir and Lady Victoria watch the fly past

Farage crawling from the wreckage

Melania, Donald, Sir Keir and Lady Victoria applaud

Her future is in Cyber

Yeah, both feel forced but in the opposite directions

Sisyphus was in it for the gainz

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