june dandelion paintbitch

socialismo 🤌🤌

gf made drawing of me
@paintbitch.bsky.social

Jays lost

what this social media platform needs is an auction house. what could go wrong

one of my favorite games of all time and i have no idea how i learned it. must have been a fugue state

it's uncanny

he has already sacrificed four decades of his life by engaging god mode.. and you would ask it of him once more..

whys he kinda cunty w it

they fear ohtani like other people fear god

that batter is scary please walk him. pwease. that one too that ones scary too. pwease

i'm deranged >>>>>>>

nice cock bro, btw just wanted to say id never forgive myself if i lost u again. nice tho bro, keep on keepin on she's gonna love it dude

be careful.

Riker tooting on that boner

The thing that makes Star Trek utopian isn’t the end of scarcity or the harmony between all peoples it’s also that the guy on the ship who gets laid the most plays the trombone at work and periodically does community theater

royal servant bringing me a stone tablet at 3:00 AM that reads "hope you're not tucking, beautiful. i regard the practice with disgust"

as a 72 year old Young Republican,

Spotify is now running recruitment ads for ICE.

It’s time to cancel your account.

not the bros signing over her.. men find a way

(conspiciously eyebrow pencil sharpener-shaped outline in my tummy clearly visible) uhm.. no..

yoda is sitting behind a 'desk' or stone tablet or something with a feather quill in his hand, looking wrinkly and wise as always. a dimly lit wall with odd shaped round windows is behind him. text (with hyperlink): visit yoda's help desk to solve your technical problem online.

lucasarts, technical support, official website, excerpt (1996) web.archive.org/web/19961223...

some of yall need to be reduced to smithereens

dont get pibby with me lil bro

#art by Sliman Mansour

Temporary escape, oil on canvas, 2018

#Palestine

like bowling pins, hopefully

my foremost dream in life is to die for someone else's money

my foremost dream in life is to die for someone else's money

i would love to believe that, if international law were taken seriously, the United States would retrospectively have obeyed it, except for during the first and second Trump administrations. sadly, this is not the case. we have been violating international law, flagrantly, since its conception.

thank u! it's a weird res, bc i just kind of freeballed it in aseprite, it's 1209x806

Painting we see a Barren little backyard pretty much the only things in it are a rainwater tank and a little clothesline. There is one red sock hanging on the clothesline. There is a wall separating the empty yard from the alley behind. huddling together, crouched down against this wall are two small children the larger one has his hand covering the mouth of the smaller one. in the alley we can see what they are hiding from. a rabbit. a red rabbit. a red rabbit that's about 30 ft tall.

Never Leave a Red Sock on the Clothesline — Shaun Tan