the ben keeps the flores

You have more money than God. But you want incentives to do good, moral things?

million dollar idea. canned pizza

extremely, EXTREMELY odd and misguided to pin this piece on THE HUNTING WIVES, which is a very clear ~satire~ of anti-woke groupthink and actually a soapy, queer thriller with a female showrunner & all female directors (including cheryl dunye), but not mention the taylor sheridan TV universe once.

0.5 star review from rotten tomatoes that says "started out a decent show and quickly turned to nasty"

every half-star review of the hunting wives is indistinguishable from a five-star review

0.5 star review from rotten tomatoes that says "started out a decent show and quickly turned to nasty"

every half-star review of the hunting wives is indistinguishable from a five-star review

They should let you hit the oxygen in the plane whenever you want. Spa treatment

he joins a candlepin league. calling it The Bowling Boys

if you could suck your own dick, why would you ever leave the house?
- The L.A. Times

my health insurance:

many are saying it is

Wasn't he just like. Jacking off in a cave. "Gollum! Gollum!"

The new @jordanharper.bsky.social novel drops April 2026.

A follow-up to EVERYBODY KNOWS, the title is no lie—I’ve read this thing three times now, and it is a fucking masterpiece.

It is THE LA noir of the 21st century.

I was offered $20k once to work on a series hosted by someone clearly loathsome. I turned it down. We can't pay our bills at the end of the month. That amount would have been life-changing for us. I'm sharing because words without action are meaningless. And Rowling should get shot into the sun.

“Today, videos are made for 100 million people at a time — they have to hit the lowest common denominator,” Jain says. “A video made just for you or me is better than one made for two unrelated people. That’s the problem we’re trying to solve... My intention is to get to a place where two hours of video can be generated for every human every day.”

For Dream Machine to become what Jain envisions, it needs more than generative tricks — it needs a built-in narrative engine that understands how stories work: when to build tension, where to land a joke, how to shape an emotional arc. Not a tool but a collaborator. “I don’t think artists want to use tools,” he says. “They want to tell their stories and tools get in their way. Currently, pretty much all video generative models, including ours, are quite dumb. They are good pixel generators. At the end of the day, we need to build general intelligence that can tell a f— funny joke. Everything else is a distraction.”

Ballgargling LA Times junk about the threat of AI to Hollywood, but there are two quotes that provide keen insight into the arrogantly incorrect understanding of art these guys all have. First, art connects us. Second, the medium is the message. Form doesn't just constrain; it informs and inspires

ah man this sucks. they should do this for lay's instead. apple chips are the worst

writing a reverse Hunting Wives about a gay guy who moves to Boston and starts sleeping with women

These people are no longer human beings lol

i was at an eastern seaboard college campus in the 2000s but managed to avoid it, probably because i knew I didn't like OAR. either that or I heard it and it's what let me know I didn't like OAR and i forgot until now. Repressed it

man. this is horrible

i wonder how many sherpas have been lectured about how climbing a mountain is similar to being a chief technical officer

AI filmmaking and storytelling is punk rock. It’s hip hop. It’s counterculture. It’s a new type of creativity. It’s a new medium. It’s hated by the mainstream film and art establishment. It resists ideology. It ignores gate keeping. It’s uncomfortable. It’s scary. It’s viral. It’s accessible. It’s refreshing. It’s welcoming. It’s here.

AI filmmaking is peeing. It’s pooping. It’s throwing up. It’s a new kind of liquid coming out. It’s hated by the establishment. It’s what goes in the toilet. It’s wet. It’s what’s in the bathroom.

yeah and just all go out and run around in sprinkler with a bottle of dawn

literally just wear a quick dry one piece jumpsuit and shower with it on. it's not that complicated

‘The Hunting Wives’ Soars Atop Luminate’s TV Streaming Rankings After Netflix Debut As ‘And Just Like That…’ Reps HBO Max In Top 25 Amid Cancellation And Just Like That... represented HBO Max in the Top 50 most-streamed shows last week amid its cancellation, per Luminate

Watch THE HUNTING WIVES! deadline.com/2025/08/hunt...

I'm not like the other unemployed dads at this midweek midday screening of the children's movie The Bad Guys 2 at the AMC Burbank 16. I wrote for the #1 streaming television show in the United States

Evan Jonigkeit on Hunting Wives is giving one of the most terrifyingly accurate portrayals of a middlebrow dullard I’ve ever seen.

One of my favorite movies of all time. Totally singular. Affirmation of life

Frog and Toad hide the cookies in a box. From "Cookies" In *Frog and Toad Together*

Frog put the cookies in a box. “There,” he said. “Now we will not eat any more cookies.”

“But we can open the box,” said Toad.

“That is true,” said Frog.