the ben keeps the flores

a heartwarming story of how being an unethical and talentless hack is no barrier to success when you are willing to endlessly flatter the wretched views of rich dipshits

One of my favorite anecdotes from THE PREHISTORY OF THE FAR SIDE: "That doesn't sound like the Jane Goodall we know."

if you’re a visual learner i made you some maps of where the people quoted in this article as supporting portland being occupied by troops live

Hey @chrislhayes.bsky.social are you aware that a pre-roll ad being served before your September 23 episode of Why Is This Happening, "The Electricy Crisis," is for Energy Transfer, a pipeline company, and it's all about the splendor of American crude oil and natural gas?

Hey @chrislhayes.bsky.social are you aware that a pre-roll ad being served before your September 23 episode of Why Is This Happening, "The Electricy Crisis," is for Energy Transfer, a pipeline company, and it's all about the splendor of American crude oil and natural gas?

bill burr baggins

there are 39 hours of scripted programming in this season's broadcast TV lineup, & 20 of them are explicitly pro-law enforcement programs. More than half of scripted TV is still not enough for them.

First time this guy has ever made me laugh

You have the right to an age. If you do not have an age one will be assigned to you. 37

everyone is 37 years old to me until proven otherwise

I wish writing this kind of piece was no longer necessary. But we don’t live in that world. We live in a world in which this person was rewarded with a S2, which premiered this week. Presumably something none of these companies (incl Disney at the top) had a problem with. Still hope you’ll read this

Since this show is back a reminder to everyone about the showrunner. Also that the female costar of this show, after hearing that this guy assaulted someone, suggested they all hash it out on a podcast

this is how it begins

Guy who is so full of shit that a bullet gets stuck in him

Guy who is so full of shit that a bullet gets stuck in him

especially when you consider what a problem he had with DEIfication

The Mazda 5 nod is the nod two drivers of the discontinued but functional Mazda 5 -- the perfect cross between a hatchback and a minivan -- give each other

Just gave another dad the Mazda 5 nod as we passed on the road

new Lola Young album rocks. she has done it again

Je Suis Kimmel

this is so much worse than i could have even expected and i expected it to be horrifically racist and fucked up

“I asked Grok” “I asked ChatGPT” Yeah, well I asked my mother what will I be? Will I be pretty? Will I be rich? Here's what she said to me.

Cover for my upcoming novel A VIOLENT MASTERPIECE

Cover for my novel THE LAST KING OF CALIFORNIA

The cover for my novel EVERYBODY KNOWS

The cover for my Edgar-winning novel SHE RIDES SHOTGUN

In preparation for my new novel A VIOLENT MASTERPIECE dropping this April, I'm starting this thread to catalog my work:

This is simply untenable. There is no way forward with media and political classes captured by the right. Every time someone commits a crime you have to pray it's not an undesirable or it's purge time, then when it turns out to be themselves again they just shrug and wait for the next one.

[the shooter is unidentified] the left must be purged with the sword

[the shooter is, again, a compulsive masturbator who loved Hitler] I believe it was pascal who said that the heart has reasons that reason may not know

‘The Hunting Wives’ Renewed, Becomes Netflix Global Original As Season 2 Plot Is Revealed 'The Hunting Wives' has been renewed for Season 2. It will become a Netflix-branded series streaming exclusively in all but four countries.

guess who's back betches

Thank you for championing our show! I wanted to tell you so I'm glad they didn't hold this announcement for too long. So exciting and I hope we can deliver be gay do crime twists and turns that please you lol!

Oh "am I aging myself"