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I write Murphy’s Law columns about everything, but focus mostly on generations, pop culture and cheap jokes. Past columns and other crap on website. murphyslaw.substack.com

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I’m not defending Dunleavy, but is it possible he’s parsing the language? Maybe the Bucks told them the rest of their offer wasn’t good enough, so it never got to the point of mentioning Green or Butler. Obviously one of them would have been included, but they never technically discussed it?

08.02.2026 16:42 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Telecast said someone blew the whistle

25.01.2026 21:13 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Yeah, but the next several thousand seconds will more than make up for it.

11.01.2026 04:41 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

More like Barbenheimlichmaneuver

28.12.2025 22:18 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Nothing personal, Tim, but I’m glad it looks like your prediction streak is about to end

23.12.2025 04:02 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

That Denver team scored 158 points in regulation against the Warriors — and lost.

29.10.2025 14:42 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Regardless of who happens to be in power right now, there’s a much wider social acceptance of people’s mental health issues and how we can help them — even if it’s just lending a sympathetic ear on social media

22.09.2025 02:26 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Valkyries are sort of like the We Believe Warriors. Such a pleasant surprise. Tons of enthusiasm from them and the fans. They won’t win a championship, but they’re certainly playing with the house’s money

03.09.2025 23:56 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

If you have a pride of lions and a murder of crows, what’s a group of dildos called?

OK, WNBA refs. But besides that?

02.08.2025 02:51 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

And one estimate showed the Valkyries — the newest team in the league — as the most valuable franchise. So it’s not like any new owners are facing insurmountable odds

20.07.2025 16:22 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Way up on the “ever” list might be the Sharks when they first made the playoffs and faced (and beat) the Red Wings. Place was deafening.

30.06.2025 03:01 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Maybe 2017 Warriors would have been the last one? (With Durant, before he wanted out and he and Klay got injured.)

23.06.2025 18:23 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Valkyries Plus/Minus, Tim. Go for it!

20.06.2025 15:16 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Find a team or player you really like — or hate. Sports are usually more fun if you have a rooting interest. I love basketball but couldn’t get into the WNBA until the Bay Area got the Valkyries this year. They piqued my interest.

20.06.2025 15:13 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

The disparity btwn what’s actually happening in Los Angeles and the way it’s being mischaracterized is one of the biggest stress tests of modern media in recent memory. Botted socials, AI, old clips, declining literacy—it’s like seeing a broken emergency response system hit by a storm.

10.06.2025 21:57 — 👍 45785    🔁 11194    💬 990    📌 447

Is there a Valkyries Plus-Minus in our future?

22.05.2025 05:06 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I didn’t take the person’s note that way. I took it as: Winning the first three titles was a huge accomplishment and 2022 was a surprising bonus. More than fans could have dreamed of, and that most of us aren’t fooling ourselves into a “championship or bust” mentality

14.05.2025 16:56 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Lasted a bunch of years in era before 3-pointers. Wanted to discourage hacking Wilt and other big guys. The intentional fouls made the game way too slow

14.05.2025 02:48 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Sad, but happy they’re not risking further injury

13.05.2025 22:48 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Love the show no matter what. Even when the Warriors lose. Sigh

13.05.2025 16:57 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Celtics are a terrific team and I’m hoping the Tatum injury isn’t as bad as it looked, but I can’t see them winning a title without him. If you lose an elite talent, you’re screwed

13.05.2025 16:55 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Jimmy Butler and a bunch of second-stringers beat the Twolves starters. Deja vu

07.05.2025 04:15 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Don’t have one, do they?

07.05.2025 04:08 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

If Warriors make it past game 5, they’ll be OK. Several days off between games 5 and 6

07.05.2025 03:15 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

For the love of god, play Kuminga instead of him right now. Good player, awful slump

07.05.2025 02:12 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

And he’s only 22. Crazy if they give up on him

05.05.2025 17:37 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 1

Jordan had his flu game. This is Butler’s tailbone game

29.04.2025 04:58 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Agreed. They called the timeout presumably so they could get the ball at half court. The challenge basically took that away.

27.04.2025 22:43 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

It says “since 1966.” Nicklaus got it back then

14.04.2025 00:39 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Good potential for a five-way tie for fourth. Lakers have pretty well sewed up third

08.04.2025 22:49 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

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