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@harlowawd.bsky.social

93 baby. Chaotic Neutral in the streets. Your premier furry latino anti-communist stand-up comic #FlawlessNeverJaded Icon by jerkcentral

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"Now complete the phrase. That's only the first half."

19.11.2025 23:22 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Call it a kilt and get away with it, bro.

19.11.2025 22:24 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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a small brown and white fox is sitting in front of an electric heater ALT: a small brown and white fox is sitting in front of an electric heater

"Would Scout give up?"

Scout:

19.11.2025 21:40 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Number of black R statewide candidates that are clearly mentally unwell/absolutely unviable on recent years: 3.

A pattern on how they view black people in general? Hoping they go for what they see solely?

19.11.2025 20:21 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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a person is standing in front of a large colorful umbrella . ALT: a person is standing in front of a large colorful umbrella .
19.11.2025 19:29 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Discord: "ponder on that, bitch"

19.11.2025 18:54 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Nah, he's just as rancid + an asshole to other performers backstage and on chats.

19.11.2025 06:49 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Whoever put the Writing Toolkit shortcut in the Android update.

Your mom's a whore.

19.11.2025 01:57 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

One popular mask you just don't vibe with.

19.11.2025 00:43 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

"My steak's too juicy"-ahh problem

18.11.2025 21:31 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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a toy tooth with a top hat and bow tie says why are you like this ? ALT: a toy tooth with a top hat and bow tie says why are you like this ?
18.11.2025 19:10 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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And finally, very excited to give the community the same opportunity I was given all those years back.

I'll be hosting a Stand-Up Comedy Open Mic!

Saturday, 2:30pm, room 45 of the convention center!

From first timers to seasoned, all are welcome to get the mic and get everyone laughing!

16.11.2025 00:19 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Secondly, I'll be doing my usual appearance at the Furry Variety Show! Come, see, and stay for the talent!

Friday, 7pm, second stage!

16.11.2025 00:19 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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First of all, I'm going to be performing at the Opening Ceremonies in the Main Stage.

Friday, 11am, but arrive early to make sure to catch me welcoming you all to @furfest.org!

16.11.2025 00:19 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 3    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The way the normally dominant Adam voice plays a seamless backing to make her shine is insane.

18.11.2025 17:55 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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"Hello, neighbors, I just wanted to offer you some cassero-"

18.11.2025 00:35 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Latinas

Latinas

17.11.2025 23:24 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

if a British YouTuber was doing propaganda tours funded by the Trump administration and had Fox News anchors escorting them around Washington DC i think that would also be bad

the only defense these people have for sucking up to the CCP is "America does bad things also"

17.11.2025 04:42 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 62    ๐Ÿ” 6    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 6    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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It's confirmed.

I'll be flying my Stand-Up Comedy flag in MFF!

Make sure to catch me at various events over the con weekend!

๐Ÿงต with more details below!

16.11.2025 00:19 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 47    ๐Ÿ” 11    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
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16.11.2025 20:08 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2948    ๐Ÿ” 1328    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 23    ๐Ÿ“Œ 10
Peridot - What's the point of corn?
YouTube video by Steven Universe Quotes/Clips Peridot - What's the point of corn?

m.youtube.com/watch?v=YiqA...

16.11.2025 18:44 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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And finally, very excited to give the community the same opportunity I was given all those years back.

I'll be hosting a Stand-Up Comedy Open Mic!

Saturday, 2:30pm, room 45 of the convention center!

From first timers to seasoned, all are welcome to get the mic and get everyone laughing!

16.11.2025 00:19 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Secondly, I'll be doing my usual appearance at the Furry Variety Show! Come, see, and stay for the talent!

Friday, 7pm, second stage!

16.11.2025 00:19 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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First of all, I'm going to be performing at the Opening Ceremonies in the Main Stage.

Friday, 11am, but arrive early to make sure to catch me welcoming you all to @furfest.org!

16.11.2025 00:19 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 3    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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MFF is a special spot for me because I had my literal beginnings doing standup in 2021. My 3rd ever time and my 1st ever time in English.

It opened a new chapter of creativity, friends, and possibilities for the future, and I'm glad to say MFF 2025 is gonna be my largest platform ever to date.

16.11.2025 00:19 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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It's confirmed.

I'll be flying my Stand-Up Comedy flag in MFF!

Make sure to catch me at various events over the con weekend!

๐Ÿงต with more details below!

16.11.2025 00:19 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 47    ๐Ÿ” 11    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

The Elvis of furry, everyone imitates.

15.11.2025 22:10 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

HE STARTED IT

15.11.2025 04:23 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

So the milkers have run dry...

15.11.2025 04:22 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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