Wait -- did they change the words to La Marseillaise?

AIAIAIAIAIAIAIAIAIAIAIAIAIAIAI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Thank cats this only happens every four years.

OT? Appropriate.

I know it's the first game of spring training, but my goodness!

Hey hey hey -- you don't interrupt Dan when he is talking about the start of the 2026 season, especially not with ads for gambling.

Oh hi, Dan!

But it sounds better when Ernie says it

For, lo, the winter is past, the rain is over and gone. The flowers appear on the earth; the time of the singing of birds is come, and the voice of the turtle is heard in our land.

Tigers @ Yankees. 1:05 PM

To anyone from the Detroit area, this is no surprise.

Hockey player on poster that reads "Ontario to permit 6 AM alcohol sales for Canada-US gold medal Olympic matchup"

Let's get a couple Mickeys and watch, eh?

Oh boy! Bagels and hockey on Sunday!

Uffda!

It's "ChevROlet," not "CheVERlet"

Somewhere Dinah Shore is spinning in her grave.

Congratulations!

He's 35 minutes late to this press conference so far. Could we be having a "Weekend at Bernie's" moment?

OH! CANADA!

Someone holding up a white file at the president's podium

Oh you'll never be able to capture that shade of orange with a camera filter.

God I love Olympic hockey!

Maybe they decided that since the first ones they were giving out were breaking like they had bought them at the Party City Going Out of Business Sale, they needed to replace them with something a bit sturdier.

Forget the old medal -- I'm impressed that she put on her lipstick without a mirror.

Gonna start following PHA on Facebook so I know when the games are.

The contrast on the faces of the Swiss women's team, so happy to get the bronze, and the Canadians pretty much says everything. I'm sure they're hearts are broken. Sports can do that.

Team USA captain Hillary Knight scored the game-tying goal in the Gold Medal game to send the game to OT just one day after getting engaged to her longtime girlfriend, Olympic speed skater Brittany Bowe.

Silver linings to 2026.

SCORE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

That was insane!

Prince Andrew

Former South Korean President Yoon Suk Yeol

Dammit when do we get our turn?

Brandenburg Concerto No. 6 - III. Allegro

But truck traffic continues, even with all the tariff crap.

Yes, there is. The Ambassador Bridge is privately owned by the Maroun family, and they have done everything in their power to try to maintain a monopoly on a crossing to Canada. The new bridge will carry more traffic and was designed to respect neighborhoods. It's really needed.