Yes! Completely insufferable.

Goff didn't set up as a back, so that run was illegal.
Or something.

Well said, Dan. I do so love this man.

I am not one for post-mortems or what ifs, but keeping Gleyber Torres in the game with his hernia while perfectly healthy Jahmai Jones and Wenceel Perez sat on the bench was crazy.

I'm gonna go watch police bodycam videos on YouTube now to cheer me up.

It's designed to

Oh look -- new Wordle dropped.

Be a jero, Javy.

Oh my cats.

Christ on a cracker THROW STRIKES!

maybe some of these guys just *like* extra innings

it is just an observation if i loved doing something i would also not want it to end

NOW we're pissed!

Oh god that's the first thing I thought of too

oh come ON

I should have invested in a mouth guard. My teeth hurt.

Troy Melton you magnificent bastard!!!!

I only had enough Tums for 9 innings.

Same. I mean, how could you NOT listen to Dan tonight?

I am donating all the ice in my freezer to Tarik Skubal's arm

AND IT"S GONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

TARIK SKUBAL'S ARM IS SCREAMING!!!!!!!!!!

SOMEBODY give this man some run support!

Detroit Tigers rosary

I am ready.

May you and your family find strength and peace.

That was a thoroughly satisfying afternoon of baseball activities.

GREEEEEENIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Chip, chip, chip.

YouTube video by cybersnob1 You Gotta Have Heart (from Damn Yankees)

For some reason I've been singing this to myself all day.

Stop this. Stop this right now.