Amazing and lovely stuff, mate. Really pleased you’re in a better place physically and mentally. It’s never an easy journey. Much love x

Nigel Farage is the biggest charlatan in British political history.

And here's what his constitutents in Clacton really think:

Priorities of this country are fucked.

Tories are cunts.
Reform are cunts.
Starmer and this Labour government are worse cunts because we all knew the others were cunts.

People aren’t interested in facts or flags, they just love that they can be overtly racist without fear of consequences.

“DO YOU HAVE A FLAG ON DISPLAY IN YOUR HOME?”

Grab of a tweet asking 'Can anyone explain how putting up flags and painting roundabouts helps protect women and girls from assault?' with a reply post saying 'Because the offenders are busy painting roundabouts or are up a ladder'

Who'd they get to pose for it?

Zack Polanski, "I reject all of Nigel Farage's politics"

Ellie Chowns, "We both stand opposed to what Nigel Farage stands for"

Zack Polanski, "People are poorer than they have ever been before. Rich people are richer than they have ever been before. And we've got to redistribute that wealth"

Can’t believe I finally met you, went all weak at the knees you sexy cunt.

This is a long winded way of saying something along the lines of, I don’t know, no matter what happens in football, the joke is always somehow on spurs.

He blocked me, they’re a bit touchy about all of this.

You ruined it now, I hope you can’t sleep and you dream about it
And when you dream I hope you can’t sleep and you scream about it
I hope your conscience eats at you and you can’t breathe without me.

Fair play to him finally living the high life.

How Dopey can you be.

Not a fan of the legend that is Rasmus Winther Højlund, then?

Signing Sweden’s best striker, lovely stuff.

Fuck billionaires, fuck genocide, fuck transphobia. And fuck anyone who thinks any of the above is negotiable.

I’ll be honest, I muted the thick twat.

It’s ironic they talk about copium considering they know how much smaller they are than us but just can’t help showing themselves up for the small time coke heads they are.

You can tell spurs fans aren’t used to winning trophies when they have to butt in on conversations and try incredibly hard to justify their existence with one trophy win of a competition that we (and any other half decent team) weren’t shit enough to qualify for.

I think this is why I don’t want him as a replacement.

I said to a mate he’s Tottenham level and you’ve said the same but as a backup utility player for those positions against the bums maybe that’s the solution.

Don’t get why some people are so ok with Martinelli being the sacrificial lamb.

Thing is, Martinelli is good, young, can function in a couple of other positions so upgrading isn’t easy and none of those mentioned upgrade. We shouldn’t sell him to make room for them.

So the only realistic one is an Eze to cover against the “lesser” clubs in addition to Gabby, etc?

I think you’ll find it was an “Underground military bunker harbouring terrorists”.

That’s how gaslighting works when blowing up hospitals, isn’t it?

For the delightful food, company, and amazing views.

Respectfully enjoying this disgusting weather is it?

Lovely stuff.

Easily one of the best signings we’ll make this summer.

Club have had a shocker throughout the whole thing and it stinks.

This shouldn’t be anything like the saga it’s turned in to. No good reason to not just cut all ties.