Wondering Bread

Bears turning the ball over on 4th and 1 is a double reverse

$ARKK -6%

Kicking in the slop is hard and Riley doesn’t have a 60 yd leg

I think you can just assume anything 4th and less than 4 on the opponent half is auto go. Commanders 4th down conversion rate is just way too high to be conservative

Can you link the article with the quote?

Bring your worst, Kenny Pickett, I’m not afraid of you

The “fumbles can be reversed so just call every borderline play a fumble” is the worst possible decision. Absolutely kills game flow

This was a very easy go

Terry is going to raise a generation of DC kids that can’t catch a football

Back in an analytical/non-engineery role at work and have become an absolute menace of stacked bar charts

I am ~100% certain they know who it is and are just not identifying him by name

If you think you’re too evolved to appreciate the Temptations on a Wonder Bread float, you are so wrong.

Vocals as delicious as that famously soft bread!

@wonderbread.bsky.social

#MacysParade
#MacysThanksgivingDayParade

Werner Herzog:

-“this job is extremely dangerous”
-“I will pay you $3/day”
-“if you help me, I will help you get sovereignty over your tribal claims in the Amazon”

Playing 2 truths and a lie

You should run the poll on both platforms! I’d be really interested to see if they differ

Final round ends with a feigned heart attack

a cartoon character says " all right " in front of a futuristic city ALT: a cartoon character says " all right " in front of a futuristic city

Time to go through some 10-Qs

If it’s 1 of my 11 followers I’ll die laughing. Still worth a shot

To whoever just bought roughly 10k shares of $CMPD this week, my DMs are open (i think)

“Thanks Mr Market for the incredible gift” (stock is + MTD)

First day moving to BlueSky, and I have an immediate dilemma on which path I want my account to take:

- work through and post thoughts on stocks releasing Q3 results this week, or:

- livetweet TNF tonight

See everyone at 8:15 sharp. Go Commanders

Someone is peddling audio recordings of me sitting down and getting up from chairs on Spotify as "whale noises". While I might have put on a few recently, and I of course wish everyone a good night's sleep, I am not getting paid for these.

Turns out a "maiden voyage" is not like a singles cruise, there are not necessarily any maidens at all. I was already questioning whether I brought too many condoms, I just feel ridiculous. Three weeks till we dock in Singapore.

There's almost nothing more fun than being on a pleasure barge, but pleasure barge owners are constantly being outed as reprehensible people. More wealthy, generous, sexually adventurous, but morally upright folks should consider pleasure barge ownership.

“It works until it doesn’t” is perfectly logical IMO

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