Pocketshepherd

I am in awe of the power of my dogs farts.

A three part story

I'VE STARTED A BRAND NEW CRICKET COMIC

I have a meeting with Ian Hislop tomorrow to pitch this.

Will also see if Spiked online are interested in a cricket comic.

Ready to go and saving a picture before all this gets destroyed by a dog starting monday 🥲

the fan out eyes after meeting Inspectah Deck

Manhunter OST really is the greatest. I love it.

Time to rock out

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google search is broken now. duckduckgo.com works

by christ I've bought so many things for my new puppy and he isn't even here. it's been a jov <345

absolutely spectacular writing from the Wikipedia editor who added this to Jim Carrey's entry en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jim_Car...

Just met this lil guy, his mum and siblings and they're all healthy and adorable. Can't wait to get him home🐢

Just searched something about the Commodore 64 on YouTube and was immediately served an advert for a retirement home in Gloucester.

A Ladybird easy-reading book but it's all spelled very weird, eg the easy of "easy-reeding" is two strange E letters, a backwards Z, then a y.

Incredible article about a bunch of children - now in their 50s and 60s - who were taught to read using a doomed alternate alphabet invented by a Tory MP www.theguardian.com/education/20...

yeessss Doechii

Today I reserved a dog and will be the owner of this chonky fella in August , god bless

Early access??? You gotta be fucking kidding me

Gemini Rue

was just in a work teams meeting and someone said I look like a downloadable videogame character you get after beating the game!?!?! 😆

It’s better than even odds that Trump shared this dumb post because he didn’t have his glasses on and he liked the photo and now the White House press secretary will have to be like “Experts agree that it’s quite possible cyborgs walk among us, no matter what the fake news claims.”

I loved visiting the outlying islands for a break away from the city. Cheung Chau and Lantau Island are great and easily accessible by ferry.

I've owned a Technics 1200 mk2 turntable for close to 30 years and it's somehow decided to break on the very same day I've bought a fancy new replacement cartridge. fuck this.

🚨 Exclusive 🚨
Ian Rush has put his name to a 90-minute, score-settling, AI musical in the style of Hamilton about his legal battle against a Surrey scaffolding company and a small Wigan law firm, in so doing attacking, among others, Robbie Fowler and Jamie Carragher.
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bit rude to make my brain do this

extremely serious government we have here

so needlessly adversarial, wtf is Labours problem

let's all be incredibly normal

If Kendrick saw Drake on the Aer Lingus Tetris leaderboards, even he wouldn’t go this hard.

hey I just found out I've been playing records at the slightly wrong pitch for 25+ years