Pocketshepherd

Saw this pic of a taiwan blue magpie and thought it was a bird in jeans

In a significantly weirder case, "Sleeping Lady with Black Vase" is a 1928 oil painting by Róbert Berény. It was lost in WWII, and considered looted by the Nazis and likely destroyed afterwards in the chaos... until someone recognized it as set dressing in the movie "Stuart Little."

Yes, really.

None that I've noticed. They also came out feeling incredibly soft and toasty. It's going to be so good putting on a jumper straight from the dryer this winter. 🤗

This is extremely dull but last week I wasn't even aware of Heat Pump Tumble Dryers and today I just dried the fuck out of some clothes.

🎵 Your little face, your little nose/your little legs, your little toes/you are a dog, a little dog/and the best dog that I know 🎵

Last night I returned from the shop to find the previously safe table had been breached. 😩😅

might be one of the funniest videos i’ve ever seen

I had a job that involved processing covid death certificates and they by far (and I mean pretty much every certificate) listed Type 2 diabetes as a comorbidity. Can't recall seeing asthma. I say this as a fellow chronic sufferer.

🎵 Norm, oh beautiful Norm. You were born in Orpington, now home in Brighton 🎵

Here's Norm looking incredibly impressed to be in his new Aldi bomber jacket 😂

This is weird, but maybe helpful for other folks: I've been struggling with a persistent ringing in my ears for months, and finally scheduled an appointment to get it checked out. The doctor found a tiny experimental noise band in there. Little table full of gear, bunch of cables and everything

It's been a busy day so only just remembered I saw a cat on a roof this morning

These past five weeks of owning a puppy have finally cracked me. Just said Good Boy! to my TV remote after changing channel.

Bram Stoker 1847-1912 A PENGUIN SINCE 1979

This frontispiece in my book just made me laugh a lot. Is this Buddhist reincarnation, or some other form of afterlife?

UK PEOPLE: If you start watching Threads at 2.12pm, the bomb will go off at the same time as the Emergency Text alert.

Absolutely cursed device.

Super Hexagon

so great that Starmer campaigned for Labour leadership saying he'd make the moral case for socialism and has instead done the opposite and is still pilloried for it.

Ah no. Was just at the big shop and the assistant asked mid scan if they could approve the booze. I just said 'Go!' instead of 'Go for it!' What a strange rude man.

Triplets?

Owning a dog has been like listening to Aphex Twin for the time. Just amazed at all the noises I've never heard before.

Also just back from another vets appointment and four separate people on the journey thought he was a cat 😭 😺

It never occurred to me when I named my dog Norm that he'd end up being called Normie 99% of the time.

signalis

I don't know why this lad is building a subterranean city for cats, but I'm all for it.

Norm watching Limmy on the big telly

I am in awe of the power of my dogs farts.

A three part story

I'VE STARTED A BRAND NEW CRICKET COMIC

I have a meeting with Ian Hislop tomorrow to pitch this.

Will also see if Spiked online are interested in a cricket comic.