J.P.

You said, "ceasefire?"

I thought you said, "cease? Fire!"

ICE agents piss their pants.

A grown man on Facebook calling me the R slur

Same man as first picture smiling between the legs of a carved bear statue where mushrooms have been placed in its crotch to simulate a penis.

Facebook is truly a magical place.

Hateful post from a right wing Facebook account, insinuating that a person who committed rape was let go due to circumstances of the encounter without any context or backing. The first comment says "time to go hunting."

Standard Facebook comment reporting screen showing the comment is being reported for hateful content calling for violence.

Response from Facebook's community violations team showing that no action was taken to remove the comment that was calling for hunting humans.

Facebook is a bad place that cannot be bothered to remove hateful content or credible threats of violence.

Please do not underestimate the brain damage a stroke can cause.

Screenshot of a Facebook post from a group named "Baby Boomers 1946-1964" showing an AI generated illustration of a man in a jeans and jean jacket combo holding a beer mug full of beer, no handle, on the front porch of a house. He has a gray beard and hair with a surly expression. The text reads "Getting older ain't the problem watching the world get dumber is."

I feel like I need to join this Facebook group. These people need to be bullied.

I don’t understand why anyone’s debating this — a Nazi tattoo is a non starter, full stop.

This is a race for a U.S. Senate seat. The bar for candidates to clear doesn’t have to be insanely high, but it should at least be off the ground

New rule: all firebrand politicians must disclose all taxes, donations, tattoos, any secret manifestos, manga collection, Xanga blog, livejournal account, favorite season of American Idol, Christian mingle profile, jdate profile, farmers only profile, and Myspace page. We can't take anymore chances.

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Welp. I hope the people who care will enjoy the World Series, but I just hope both teams lose. Also, Dan Wilson must have heard people saying Aaron Boone is the worst bullpen manager and said, "bet."

I cannot begin to express how disinteresting a Dodgers/Blue Jays World Series sounds to me.

Taking Bryan Woo out was so stupid.

The good thing about making Alt Text a priority here is that it really makes me reconsider what I'm posting. If it feels like a burden to describe the image, it's probably not that good.

Screenshot of a Facebook post with images of a Palestinian flag at a No Kings protest. Caption reads "Paid puppets. They should be thanking Trump, not protesting him." With the first comment saying "Can't fix stupid not even with a hammer and duct tape."

Full image of the commenter's avatar with three shirtless men sitting next to each other in patio chairs on the street.

Facebook is wild. Alpha males just straight posting skin-to-skin with their bros on main.

Facebook post replies. Initial post indicating 150 protestors in Spirit Lake, Iowa. First reply claims 70% of them are being paid to be there. Second reply refers to all of the protestors as "meth heads," misspells the word "bigger" and suggests that the numbers may not be accurate (but it's really hard to understand because the grammar is so poor)

The protests are small but people are at the protests because they're being paid. So, the logic is they only paid to have small protests? They're gonna cause themselves brain bleeds trying to rationalize this.

block this shit

Sure, laugh it up chuckleheads, how were they supposed to know that letting a bunch of 20 year old dipshits have access to every government official's personal information was a bad idea. Pobody's nerfect! He who hasn't given top secret data to a knob tugger named Big Balls, cast the first stone!

Me, in Spanish class after a mistake saying, "soy embarazado."

Why is anyone in debt when you can just guest on SNL?

Mike Pence join Cameo challenge.

JD Vance brushes off racist texts by adults in Republican group chat as ‘what kids do’ Vice-president downplays messages such as ‘I love Hitler’ in chat by 24 to 35-year-olds to ‘stupid jokes’

For those of you keeping score, 18-22 year-old students calling for an end to slaughter in Gaza are so racist they need to be expelled or deported, but 24-35 year-olds celebrating Hitler, rape, and, um, racism are just kids being kids so chill.

Also, racism is over so no need for Voting Right Act.

"The difference is that my antisemitism wasn't documented," is a bold defense.

A meme with Mike Meyers' SNL character Linda Richman host of Coffee Talk with the text, "Christopher Columbus was neither born in Italy nor America but Italian Americans venerate him as their own. Discuss."

Bag of common "fun size" candies in a bag sealed with a promotional sticker for the upcoming film Mercy.

Look at this bag of poison RFK Jr's bestie's film is handing out at NYCC.

As a Yankees fan who suffered through Kahnle as a terrible reliever for years, I for one am SHOCKED. Shocked that he gave up the walk-off run in a 15-inning ALDS game? No, shocked that he was still rostered as a major league pitcher.

People love to say that you can't get rid of ICE like it's some long established institution.

Finn Wolfhard is *older* than ICE.

A note stating "N.J. News Report: Generative AI was used to produce an initial draft of this story, which was reviewed and edited by NJ Advance Media staff."

Hey @nj.com I've been happy to support local media as a subscriber, but just noticed this disclaimer.

This was an article about a supermarket closing. Did you really need a first draft of that by AI?

If a story isn't important enough for a human to write it, maybe it's just not fit to print?

Best part of having your team get eliminated is that you don't have to listen to John Smoltz call a game anymore. #MLB #ALDS

Yankees off-season:

Clean house with manager, coaches, and every number puncher that makes up the analytics team.
Do not re-sign Grisham.
Do not re-sign Weaver
Re-sign Bellinger.
Test Volpe on the market.
Pay Devin Williams to do anything but step on a Yankees mound.