Miles!

Haggis bon bons, which look exactly like boudin balls

They’ve even independently evolved boudin balls

Do men even know about the colored safety pin trick

What in the Vanna White is going on here

What I really want in a bathroom is a door where everyone can hear you pee and half the time it won’t stay fully shut

“How are you so large and so small at the same time”

As always greyhound geometry is fascinating

Ah yes the joys of allergies

Anyway tell me your stupidest Work Holiday stories

They’re good shoes core

Because nothing in my life makes sense, the only way I can apply eyeliner to my satisfaction is eyeshadow and a wet fine tipped paintbrush

Kendrick Lamar Grinch cover when

This is my question how can we be bad influences if we don’t know what we are looking at

Having a flashback to the whole “we shouldn’t expect authors to read because it’s ableist” debacle

And had a sore tailbone I’m sure

The only souvenir I have of my five year stint at [redacted] is a paper coaster that I found in my desk drawer

Governmental excess!!!

The Birds (2025)

Do you still have the sign, inquiring minds want to know

I think more in the sense that shenanigans just … occur … in your vicinity whether you are a participant or not

Heavy lies the head that wears the party hat or whatever

Look I approve of people reading the fine print

Honestly this surprises me Tildẽ

Well did you

I guess the answer is two vodkas

This is like in law school when we had parties where you had to bring a job rejection letter or you weren’t allowed in ????

In the rest of the comments my friend

How much vodka DOES it take to make the actuaries wild out

OH BOY indeed

- the firm gave away two cars, it turned out that one needed 7k worth of repairs and that employee just left it in the senior partners spot with the keys in it

- I had an ungodly amount of gin and at one point stuck my heel through my hose and toppled over slo-mo like an ungainly giraffe

Among other things,

- at least one person had to go to the hospital because she fell down and hit her head

- someone couldn’t figure out how to get back in their hotel room and slept in the hallway

- someone vomited in their (firm-paid) hotel bed

Many jobs ago, my firm decided to have a Christmas party, we were all told to show up at the main office at 7pm and to dress up

Everyone assumed we were going out to a nice dinner.

But no! They had planned a casino night with NO FOOD and an OPEN BAR

This went about as well as you might guess.