I’d be wearing gloves, too. Probably have to change them 3 times a day.

Yeah.

It was mostly Ted Kennedy. Romney glommed onto it and made it the centerpiece of his ‘08 campaign. Then he ran away from it in ‘12 as fast as he could.

Why don’t they do it?

They don’t do it because they don’t care about the issue at all.

Held accountable?

Not by you.

That guaranteed vote is worthless. You choked.

The Proud Boys drink pints out of the communal trough as part of their initiation.

Multiple hungry brain worms, right?

“Ike Eisenhower.”

Hilarious. Never heard anyone call him that. It’s Eisenhower, Ike, or Dwight Eisenhower.

Yeah. Most of them.

You still have the British Royals on your currency. So shut up.

This is untrue, but funny.

donald trump says they 're eating the dogs ALT: donald trump says they 're eating the dogs

Was he being human here or just doing political acting?

It’s funny that they think this asshole commands respect.

A constituency of dunces.

The proudest day of Douthat‘s life involved skinny-dipping with William F. Buckley.

Because of course it did.

The serfs have nothing to lose.

They can’t afford chains.

Like Texas isn’t the ultimate lost cause at this point.

Or Whitey Bulger.

Why stop there? Wu-Tang and Public Enemy and Pearl Jam and fucking Nirvana are to today what Bing Crosby was to all of them. Oldies.

At least that status quo was heading in the right direction, and he wasn't trying to reverse it.

Oliver Nirth and Fawn Hall got married.

In August of this year.

Shit never ends.

Enough assholes to fill the Proctology Hall of Fame.

It’s not like Reagan was any better. The Falwells and Robertsons were his contribution to the “cause.”

And dont even get me started on Nixon and creeps like Stone, Meese, Buchanan and Manafort. The GOP hasn’t had a decent President since Eisenhower.

Less evil?

Isn’t it the other way around?

No.

She was not.

Bitburg Comes To Bonzo.

You’re from the South.

Maybe not all Christians are as dim as Vance is pretending to be in this clip. He’s embracing fundamentalist silliness here.

Classy. Probably stole his cash, too.

Propagandist for fascists told fascists he’s “one of the good ones.”

Fascists shrugged.

Maybe. Or Mott the Hoople.

I keep trying to come to terms with the fact that my random opinions aren’t objective truth, but Spinal Tap towers over Rush like Manute Bol over Muggsy Bogues.