Maria

Doja cat in a dress the same shape as the eye of Sauron.

The Eye of Sauron.

celebrities as lord of the rings characters: thread

It is 2066: 36 years after a catastrophic geomagnetic storm disrupted the world’s power supply and caused world-wide chaos.

You are tasked to keep a solar mission on track, and secretly, to discover a saboteur. Will you trust the right people?

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I'm alive just *vaguely gestures at everything*

Also the senior cat has been a popular boy at the vets. He's not leaving our mortal realm any time soon but we're figuring out stressful medical tests atm 🤞

I rate this sinus infection at: it feels like Peacemaker high fived my face.

Dammit I want crisps now

I haven’t been this excited for a bubble to burst since I was a toddler.

We're gettin fuckin BOJANGLES

I have been lucky enough to hire Kendra to make me extremely random requests and the results were so much cooler than I could have imagined.

i think what annoys me most about fixating on the 'hypocrisy' of politicians who very clearly want to kill us all, is that they don't care and it won't stop them from trying to kill us all

Have you ever tried to type Bourne Stuntacular when brutally high?

The sports thing is the only anti-trans thing that polls well, so they're going to force through every heinous rollback of our rights under the sports banner.

All because people refused to believe the science.

you made it

I need three grilled cheese steak burritos from Taco Bell.

*during the entire year

As someone whose job involves working outside during the summer PLEASE FUCKING BELIEVE IN CLIMATE CHANGE THIS IS NOT SUSTAINABLE

the cover of Morning Glory Milking Farm by C.M. Nascosta which is subtitled "a monster bait romance" and depicts a minotaur in a lush pastoral setting sensually pouring milk over a woman with her tits almost out, one shoulder strap loose, you know what I mean

[chorus] 🎶 i'm gonna keep on dancing at the

guess who isn't telling any family they're visiting NYC soon so they don't have to hear it

A Buffy for a bit of fun

@natecosby.bsky.social

Me: I need to visit a job site soon.

Cat: What if you were furniture I slept on instead

I don't think I care about the final season of Stranger Things anymore.

Them: It's sad you got a Labubu because you saw an influencer has one.

Me: So we're calling @br00taldan.bsky.social an influencer now? Nice 💅

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A calendar page featuring my corgi inside of an inflatable UFO SAT/SUN Oct 31/Nov 1 2026 Halloween/ /Daylight Saving Time ends (USA. Canada) This is Monty. He is being abducted. Very excited to meet some new friends. 12/10

Guess what? Corgi butt. The @weratedogs.com 2026 daily dog calendar drops today and observance of Monty is TWO whole days, one of which is Halloween! What a special boy!

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Proposed TX representative maps

The first redistricting proposals for TX are in.

This is what cracking and packing looks like.

This is an intensive gerrymander.

See how the districts spiral in fingers into the cities.

Lizzie Fletcher's district TX7 becomes almost entirely rural.

I jinxed myself *nervous laugh*

So uh have you also found butter on one of your cabinet doors and butter was used when you were cooking dinner the night before

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I was that bitch who was like "Uh the theater has air conditioning now right? It's been a couple of decades so they added central air right? Please?"

They have.