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Hegseth as Mattis? More shrill cosplay than command presence.

Just remember. On the day of the christian rapture Trump couldn't even get an escalator to lift him up towards god...

Everyone is talking about the rapture like there is no tomorrow.

Do we know if enough left to affect the housing market? I’m exclusively heathen adjacent so looking for an update.

There is too much crime in Utah send in the troops to patrol the streets.

YouTube video by Amtrak Summer Train-tacular

We’ll give you over 18 inches of seat but you’ll only need the edge. Amtrak nailed it.

Rand Paul is upset his grandson can’t go to the WH picnic; while American children are sent to other countries, and a Senator is handcuffed and forced out of an Executive Branch press briefing. For trying to conduct congressional oversight in his district. His poor grandson.

Pete Hegseth is a scourge; they waited until Pride month to announce this.

At least he’s not using signal for this….

The GOP’s Big Medicaid Idea Was Tried Before—And Failed Badly Arkansas and Georgia tried work requirements, and the results were not pretty.

Along with Horse and Sparrow economics (Trickle Down) the Facists don’t care if something doesn’t work. They want to to force their world view on you regardless of reality.

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Yes! To embellish, “A dildo in every bucket.” seems more modern. 😂

It was good seeing you this weekend. What are you and Tim putting in every pot?

Your children only need two dolls but I need a free luxury plane that will cost the American people half to one billion dollars to retrofit and I get to keep when I leave office.

Amen to this! 💙

President is so poor he has to beg for other people’s aircraft.

In honor of the new Pope we’re opening the “good” stuff. #malört

Emo is basically Dad Rock at this point.

a man singing and it burns burns burns with a guitar strap around his neck ALT: a man singing and it burns burns burns with a guitar strap around his neck

Today has been all about Johnny Cash. #hotones

Fat Elvis: Swaggered onto stage in a bedazzled jumpsuit, belting out "Hound Dog" while hip-thrusting a pb & bananna sandwich into the stratosphere.
Fat Musk: Tweets a Dodgecoin meme, accidentally livestreams himself struggling to parallel park a Cybertruck, then Sieg Heils the GOP base.

In another blow to legacy media, I'm hearing that the Trump administration plans to remove The Atlantic from its war-plans group chat. The outlet will be replaced in the chat by the Gateway Pundit.

As this administration lurches ahead like a toddler with a caffeine addiction, it’s blindingly obvious Pete Hegseth was a DOD - dui hire.

Funnily, I was playing with Meta AI to rewrite, “As this administration stumbles forward it becomes apparent Pete Hegseth is the DOD, dui hire.” Errored out each time.

I removed Hegseth’s name and the error disappeared.

A family of tightly clustered splitgill mushrooms grow along a stick that I’ve picked up so we can see their firework-undersides. All photos by me

Here are some nice mushrooms

Judge reaffirms order blocking Trump from using wartime powers for deportations The new ruling came hours before a critical appeals-court showdown over the issue.

Judge reaffirms order blocking Trump from using wartime powers for deportations.

Psst… take 12 seconds away from doom scrolling, to take a deep breath and relax with these sweet otters 🦦

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🎥Nature

YouTube video by autumnblaze666 Depeche Mode - Violator (full album)

The second greatest album, Violator, Depeche Mode, came out 35 years ago. I wonder if it sounds as dated and old to gen Z & A as the Big Bopper and Richie Valens did to me back in 1990?

Fat Musk is nowhere near as entertaining as fat Elvis was.

In Memoriam: Mark Klein, AT&T Whistleblower Who Revealed NSA Mass Spying EFF is deeply saddened to learn of the passing of Mark Klein, a bona fide hero who risked civil liability and criminal prosecution to help expose a massive spying program that violated the rights of m...

We are deeply saddened to hear of the passing of Mark Klein. In 2006, Mark showed up at EFF’s front door with a simple question: “Do you folks care about privacy?” We did. And what Mark told us changed everything.

“It’s not against the law if Republicans do it!”

-Richard M. Nixon, probably

Our White House is a Tesla Dealership. Fuck….

New head canon unlocked.