Kevin Albertson

Anytime the ending of Heat is on, I know I'm finishing it. Pacino was 55?! when filming

Tim Walz: "People are gonna be lined up out here to get food, and we're talking about a damn ballroom. Don't lose the plot."

Google Ads is SEVERELY overestimating how much I would enjoy Mountain Dew's Baja Blast. ah crap, I shouldn't posted that. prepare for more Blasts...

MORE. OF. THIS.

SO many iconic lines from the Dark Knight Trilogy but my favorite is the legendary, "You'd better stop that, or I'll call The Batman!"

Fuck it, I'm watching Blacula. And it's about damn time. 🦇

In yet another government shutdown, never forget which party has waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay more assholes.

I laughed today and it hurt my butthole. Aging sucks

An Ethiopian restaurant opening in North St Paul restored my faith in humanity. Blue Nile, right on 7th Ave main street.

Yesterday’s shooting was across the street from a school and two other fatal shootings in the city in 24 hours on top of the Annunciation school shooting - don’t lose focus on the problem here it’s guns. Not who did it none of that, it’s how little real action is taken to prevent this violence

I mean, so many donut options already! Give a Tiny Tim your biz instead.

The Amish Donut is SO overrated. Sloppy, fell apart, doughy...just too big. There, I said it. 🍩

Right?? The ColBrolin Poetry Slam, boom

The bromance between Stephen Colbert & Josh Brolin is so endearing. There's a show, start it up in June.

The first time Charlie Chaplin used his voice in a film, he wielded it to forcefully condemn the rising forces of fascism around the globe. Will we listen to his words today?

Thanks, Nestle.

Chris! Chris! Chris! Chris! Chris!

Heaven's Precious Angels returns to Strike Theater tomorrow night! with openers Too Bad We Don't Vibe at 7:30 on July 10 #MNimprov

Sliding Scale Tickets 👼🏾
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Tl;dr: 250,000 more Minnesotans at risk of devastating medical bills, higher energy prices, rural hospital closures, and longer ambulance wait times.

None of this is worth a tax cut for billionaires. Congress needs to reject this bill.

Everyone can appreciate Little Richard, but who could forget his cousin Big Richard's b-side deep cut, "Good Gordy, Miss Morty."

We will never let the extremists cancel our history.

Minnesota House DFL leader Hortman, husband killed in apparent 'politically motivated' shooting; Sen. Hoffman, wife wounded Minnesota state Rep. Melissa Hortman and her husband Mark were fatally shot Saturday morning in Brooklyn Park in what Gov. Tim Walz said “appears to be a politically motivated assassination.” Walz sai...

As the President celebrates his birthday and ego with a parade, I'll be mourning the likely political assassination of MN House DFL leader Hortman and her husband. Trump's rhetoric has fueled this violent hatred, it's plain to see.
#NoKings

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Heaven's Precious Angels' divine improv comedy is 7:30 tonight at Strike Theater! Had a fun couple of shows & would love to see you there. And opener is Alsa Bruno's Black People Win!!
Tickets: www.eventbrite.com/e/heavens-pr...

oh sweet irony

Raising the $7.25 an hour minimum wage to a living wage is not a radical idea.

Since 2020, voters in Florida, Nebraska, Missouri & Alaska approved a major increase in their minimum wage.

What’s radical is that the federal minimum wage has not gone up since 2009.

Trying the lemon water thing but I think I did too much man

Doggo's eyes saying, "don't mind my Owner, he likes to feel in control" lol

Spotted on Lake Street last night. The tactical vest on the seat with a black US flag gave me Boogaloo Boys vibes, woof. But this pup is the GOAT for putting up with it.

Thunder got their payback. Sorry Wolves..."Ope, there's always next year."