Hamilton B. Urglar

Agreeing to let millions of Americans lose healthcare isn’t compromise, it’s capitulation.

DHS: ‘Daycare Workers Have Walked Freely in This Country For Far Too Long’ WASHINGTON—Reaffirming the Trump administration’s promise to crack down on individuals providing supervision and instruction to youngsters across the United States, Homeland Security Secretary Kristi ...

DHS: ‘Daycare Workers Have Walked Freely in This Country For Far Too Long’

Rock biographies are so funny because its always like “he was reading a lot of Flannery O’Connor at the time”

Rewatching Good Will Hunting for the first time in probably 20 years because I’m undecided on how I feel about apples.

Hi! If you are/were a Chicago Tribune reporter and would like to speak with me anonymously about the work environment pre/post Alden buyout, I’d love to hear from you.

Greg Bovino is such a douchey name. He might as well be called Chode McFuckface.

I don’t trust Shannon as a Survivor player for the same reason I don’t trust people that run a Jesus yoga cult in my everyday life. #Survivor49

Starring Donnie Wahlberg as Cop

Tbh I don’t care if Deliver Me from Nowhere sucks, I’m still rolling up to the theater in my jean jacket and my Springsteen & E Street Band 2023 Tour shirt and my United States vs. Bruce Springsteen trucker hat. Try and stop me.

I don’t trust Shannon as a Survivor player for the same reason I don’t trust people that run a Jesus yoga cult in my everyday life. #Survivor49

Taking @chicagocta.bsky.social to O’Hare is such Chicago propaganda because you’re basically being taken on a tour of the city and it’s like why would you want to leave all this?

I hate how every seen of Survivor starts the exact same fucking way now.

Frantic, Last-Second Study Finds Old-Fashioned Donut Better For You Than Bavarian Cream

Frantic, Last-Second Study Finds Old-Fashioned Donut Better For You Than Bavarian Cream https://theonion.com/frantic-last-second-study-finds-old-fashioned-donut-be-1819811037/

ONE BATTLE AFTER ANOTHER is Now Playing at the Music Box, presented in 70MM!

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trump: they'RE taLking about this guy namEd bAd bunny. bad bunny... you know it uSEd to be THat wE had good rabbits likE Peter cottontail. it waS a beauTiful thing pEter cottontail. hoppINg down the bunny trail. just a beautiFul thIng: but Look wE don't have good rabbit anymore. no. juSt a bad bunny

Okay but does Taylor Swift have a song on her new album about getting rabies and biting her enemies?

Is Harry Styles the New Jamiroquai? An Investigation

Starring Donnie Wahlberg as Cop

Me when I found out RizzGod sucks at puzzles #Survivor49

Sometimes dumb people can give good advice. One time I had a junior high gym coach tell me it's better to be pissed off than pissed on.

You mean like when they abruptly swerve into the bike lane as you’re coming head on or go through the Do Not Enter section at Granville and Ridge? If so, maybe not!

“White knuckles, maybe it’s not so bad. Just let your hair down now”

I love getting “Reminder” emails where someone tells you something for the first fucking time.

@letterboxd.social #LastFourWatched

You need to spend less time focusing on the “discourse” and more time focusing not the “disc course”. Because here’s the thing, and not a lot of people are gonna tell you this, but frisbee golf can change the world.

Chicago sees its fewest summer murders since 1965 The Chicago Police Department’s criminal homicide tally for June, July and August is the lowest in 60 years. And overall violent crime remains near its lowest point in more than four decades.

The Chicago Police Department’s criminal homicide tally for June, July and August is the lowest in 60 years. And overall violent crime remains near its lowest point in more than four decades. trib.al/f4O8yRs

Photo of a rail viaduct on the far side of an intersection with a concrete diverter, allowing bikes to continue straight but not cars. There do not enter signs with an exception for bikes.

Close up photo of another concrete island between the bike lane and cars traveling in the opposite direction. The street is one way except for bikes. A car is parked in the bike lane.

Granville is setting a new standard for Chicago greenways. Look at these diverters! And it even feels calmer in my experience. Thank you @leniann.bsky.social and @andrefor40th.bsky.social!

“As an elder millennial” is actually the most boomer sounding shit you can say.

Who the fuck is Sturgill Simpson