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Jazz Tehara (that weird time before Christmas mode)

@drjazztehara.bsky.social

🧠 Counselling Psych (CPsychol; AFBPsS). πŸ₯ NHS Principal Lead Psychologist | Clinical Director at MetaRelational πŸ“– University Module Convenor πŸ§”πŸΎβ€β™‚ ☬ | πŸ’—πŸ’œπŸ’™ (He/Him) | RT/QT β‰  endorsement | ⚽ The Arsenal πŸ’š Green πŸ•ΈοΈ www.metarelational.com

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No, that would be a follow up question….

24.11.2025 18:29 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

We are all united. Everyone hates them.

24.11.2025 18:26 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

If anyone heard a round of ”you’re fucking shit!” around 85 mins from the North Bank crowd… I started that.

24.11.2025 13:55 β€” πŸ‘ 13    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

You’re not wrong at all.

24.11.2025 17:26 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

You got to love it!

24.11.2025 17:19 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Honestly this was amazing.

Hahahahahaha

24.11.2025 17:14 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Hahahahahahahahaahahaha!!!!

β€œYou’re fucking shiiiiit”

24.11.2025 17:14 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

(Context: We found a place in Northamptonshire that was owned by the Christian Fellowship and it was going for Β£300k, massive building, orangery and all sorts - too good to be true - turned out it was a site of mass atrocities)

24.11.2025 16:42 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Just sent it to my OH.

The response was a swift: β€œNo. Do you remember the time we started looking at the other haunted sexual assaults place?!”

24.11.2025 16:42 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Who owned that? Josef Fritzl?

24.11.2025 16:37 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Decided it’d be a good idea to take on Β£35k of additional debt so I could be a skilled Psychologist and Psychotherapist.

24.11.2025 14:06 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

There’s nothing like having 20,000 odd people catch the wave of a song you start singing… it’s amazing.

24.11.2025 13:56 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

If anyone heard a round of ”you’re fucking shit!” around 85 mins from the North Bank crowd… I started that.

24.11.2025 13:55 β€” πŸ‘ 13    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Hello friend, I hope you're doing well. My account has been deleted. Please share my post I've been trying to create an account since this morning, but I can't comment even before I start. I've given up trying so much.😞😞

24.11.2025 13:55 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Elon has all the money in the world and a twelve year old could make him cry with one round of β€œyour mum” jokes (the dozens for my trans-Atlantic friends).

24.11.2025 13:53 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

You better doff your fedora when you’re talking to her like that too…

24.11.2025 13:49 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The bartenders will back you too, normally.

24.11.2025 13:47 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Yeah some of the gifts pts get you can be so meaningful and heartfelt.

(Not that we expect gifts!)

And you can tell they mean a lot.

I’ve had to return the wine bottles though. πŸ˜…

24.11.2025 13:45 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It’s beautiful. πŸ₯ΉπŸ₯ΉπŸ₯Ή

24.11.2025 13:36 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Guys, you can literally just go out and dance and have a good time…

Trust me if you have rhythm and a bit of a good 2step and some dance moves you can pull…
I used to do it loads…

You don’t need to be a fucking predator.

24.11.2025 13:36 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Ahh fuck I’m gonna cry… had a final session with a pt earlier and the letter they just gave me…

πŸ₯ΉπŸ₯ΉπŸ₯Ή

24.11.2025 13:33 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I mean… that’s very related…

Huh πŸ€”

24.11.2025 13:31 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

bsky.app/profile/drja...

24.11.2025 13:26 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

You’re ordering two drinks, and walking away leaving her to pick up the tab?

Smooth. You’re lucky to not get glassed mate.

24.11.2025 13:24 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 1

How the hell are you calling someone β€œsweet tits.”?

24.11.2025 13:22 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

And as someone that used to work nightclub nights as a promoter this is the kind of guy the security dudes have no qualms beating the fuck out of.

24.11.2025 13:20 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

This is either a scathing satire or possibly the saddest thing I’ve ever seen.

24.11.2025 13:19 β€” πŸ‘ 22    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 0

I haven't been in the position of having to care for someone with dementia, but I worked in Older Persons Psychology services for three years prior to my current role - and we did a lot of work with carers and family members, as well as care homes.

I take my hat off to anyone caring.

24.11.2025 12:56 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Did a dementia screening earlier... When I asked "Who is the current prime minister," the person stated "Nigel Farage."

1/1 points for that one, I guess.

24.11.2025 12:48 β€” πŸ‘ 17    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

A river filled with shit

24.11.2025 08:39 β€” πŸ‘ 10    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

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