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This really drives me bonkers about young people.
How did they not realise which way round a piece of paper goes?

Just knackered, now I've had a lie in I feel more up to it.

Yeah, part of the problem is getting over the guilt with having a day off. But I feel better already.

 Judging by teenagers I teach if you did a podcast about "the summer I turned pretty" you'd be onto a fortune

I'm not in work today because I was feeling off colour yesterday.
Turns out it was just a very good decision, because I've literally only just woken up

Men whose glasses don't fit their head #Names

But at least I closed my exercise rings at Waterloo

I totally misjudged the train last night and got in at 1:30 am

No? I'm such an INNOCENT

Thank you I'll see how we get on, she has slightly limited ability but is very enthusiastic

Two weeks today I will be in Palma Majorca on a mini break with my mother.
The good thing about her memory going is she keeps forgetting she's going so she's delighted daily.

I find him strangely unlikeable.

I literally never knew they were actually sisters called Sledge.
This has blown my mind.

Ha ha. The photographer almost got run over

You got it

What's happened to your train?

The curry house nearby has "a spokesman"

What? You haven't heard of Salisbury's killer curb?

It's literally a location on Google Maps

Got up, put my gym clothes on and got back into bed #LikeYouDo

I've missed the drama

you will be lucky if any train is in the right place

So I went to London for dinner and drinks but got as far as Basingstoke because INCIDENT.
trains were a mess, so I got the Weymouth train to Southampton in the weirdest detour ever
Now on the sofa with wine from the One Stop and oven chips

lt only took lockdown puzzle of sad labradors to remind me how much I hate them lol

Ah

Yemen

It's bizarre.

lol. He did actually get a medal, apparently, about 40 years after it happened and he put it in a drawer.

lol.

Jet. Classic partridge

I. Know.