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People do lie about really strange things though and often things that will gain them no advantage

Up early because my gorgeous son has arranged a day out for me and him at the #CheltenhamLiteratureFestival
Talks, mooching, lunch.

I didn't realise you didn't even design the clothes. What the actual fuck does she do?

We almost went and drove the car

I'm on a bus. It's stuck by a driver going the other way on a narrow street.
I've taught 5 of the bus passengers and even the driver of the car. 😆

Ha. Never. She's a strange fish definitely but you can't deny the school's success.

Or a fantastic chance to change kids' lives?

Lolol

Nooo

Love it. Like gangsters

They were so tasty.

Just knackered, now I've had a lie in I feel more up to it.

Yeah, part of the problem is getting over the guilt with having a day off. But I feel better already.

 Judging by teenagers I teach if you did a podcast about "the summer I turned pretty" you'd be onto a fortune

But at least I closed my exercise rings at Waterloo

No? I'm such an INNOCENT

Thank you I'll see how we get on, she has slightly limited ability but is very enthusiastic

Two weeks today I will be in Palma Majorca on a mini break with my mother.
The good thing about her memory going is she keeps forgetting she's going so she's delighted daily.

I find him strangely unlikeable.

Ha ha. The photographer almost got run over

You got it

What's happened to your train?

The curry house nearby has "a spokesman"

Got up, put my gym clothes on and got back into bed #LikeYouDo

I've missed the drama

you will be lucky if any train is in the right place

So I went to London for dinner and drinks but got as far as Basingstoke because INCIDENT.
trains were a mess, so I got the Weymouth train to Southampton in the weirdest detour ever
Now on the sofa with wine from the One Stop and oven chips

lt only took lockdown puzzle of sad labradors to remind me how much I hate them lol

Ah

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