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Magistrates ..

Told you!

Did you?

Kids at school are taught to use the word moreover in English essays and it just sounds so wooden @interestingnick.bsky.social

They blow your head off

Menthol crystals. Omg

I got a text from a copper with the word albeit in it.
I'd red tick that. ✔️

Imagine David! Would have been ace - the fallout

JESUS
Why are so many men so weird

So. Filled in the form online and I've just got off the phone already with BTP who are considering a charge of ABH
Woman next to me had plasters. It's started bleeding now for extra pathos.

I was like literally on all fours

No, he was on the standing bit and I was racing up to catch the train so I just challenged him then run off to get the train

To be honest, I'm surprised that I'm shaken by it

I stopped, stared him in the face and said " you just tripped me over".
Oh I'm sorry darling he said, feigning apology. And again, I repeated "you tripped me over"

Very many long pauses where all you could hear was people yawning

Don't know he was very cross he gave his date of birth out and his divorce history as well

lol

Would like to say that this was good, but here we are out at halftime 😴

But phoning up?

Went to the loo. Can you spot me? #camo

Yy.

Yes!!

At a cafe next to a bloke who's on the phone complaining to the blood donation people that he's donated over 228 times and never been awarded anything.
Seriously.

Here with half the preschoolers of England.

Met my beautiful daughter in law for brunch.
No dogs.

He he. I'm off to meet my daughter-in-law for brunch in central

Yes, I splashed out on an audiobook that ended up reading an AI summary of the end to spare myself six hours

The glamour of Paddington

Yes. Don't bother

Leanne Moriraty new book.
awful.
I gave up