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Finished the first half of second season Wednesday, absolute banger of a line from Fred Armisen about child labor that had me snort giggling

Cover of Struwwelpeter by Dr. Heinrich Hoffman, a ridiculous and shame-prone German book I was subjected to as a child

May I present this gem?

Or just go get the second shot if you only ever had one. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Gonna need the original formula zip-strip and a whole lotta elbow grease.

Fathers are babysitters, duh.

The first picture’s inconsistent use of punctuation is driving me up the wall.

Can someone please write a compare and contrast essay about the Holgaust and the Holcaust?

Trump says he will ‘probably not’ seek a third term Trump is constitutionally ineligible from being elected again.

Shouldn’t this headline read something like “Senile old man says he probably won’t try to violate the constitution”
www.politico.com/news/2025/08...

a red button inscribed with “never forget 5 aug 2023, montgomery, al” and featuring a folding chair

never forget 🫡🫡

The hubris of humanity can be accurately summed up by the state of my legs after I ran 2 miles for the first time in over 30 years of non-running yesterday.

Don’t mind me, I’m just failing and flailing like everyone else.

I could sculpt the one i have access to?

Slave, too. Stupid fingers.

Humble brag about having friends in the 80s/90s. Let’s make a zine

The lady who wrote about salve labor when she was the First Lady of Arkansas?

[quoting a tweet by fractalcounty that reads, “today I learned that there are actual people irl who get genuinely upset if they catch you using chatgpt. like they view it as a serious moral failing in certain circles”]

If you're using AI to write essays, eulogies, a text to your wife, I do think less of you as a person. Ceding your mental and creative abilities to a machine is an embarrassing thing and people should be ashamed to admit doing it in public.

Will never not post a link to this all-time banger of a story when Wayne Rooney drops in my timeline.

www.thefreelibrary.com/To+Charlotte...

They’re gonna pull Lew Ford, Matty LeCroy, and Nicky Punto back out from retirement. Maybe toss in some LaTroy for pitching relief.

If I didn’t know better, I’d say the Ricketts were in charge the year after a World Series win.

They need to come with the snaps near the crotch like baby onesies

I’m looking forward to seeing who the victor will be, Creeping Charlie or Creeping Bellflower

V sad my favorite second baseman died. GD it.

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Trans folks ain't done shit to you

Lmao Rev Snip Jackson, duh

Babe, I had a friend in college (GenX, natch) who used to put a spoon in each cheek and then use the ends to touch the terminals. It was his preferred method for “seeing god.”

Clearly someone used whiteout to erase “pervert I’ve ever met. GDIAF!” after the word greatest.

Kristin Lehman as Invisigoth in X-Files episode “Kill Switch.”

Rewatched the X-Files episode “Kill Switch” and I think it cannot be overstated how much of the state we’re in today is because all the tech bros spent their teens and twenties fapping to Invisigoth uploading herself to the AI.

Like everyone on Fox News four years ago was all hwa hwa hwa why do we have to refer to Jill Biden as Dr. Biden, she “only” has a PhD, but like, Scully is a fucking MD and I never hear anyone call her Dr. Scully

So like. I’m rewatching the X-Files and there’s totes tons of problematic bullshit all over the place. BUT. Why the fuck does everyone refer to Dana Scully, MD as “Ms. Scully”?