Hunter Graham

no, they just don’t care about the law

almost like the people in charge successfully circumvented them or something

istg if Cas van de Pol does a ultimate Naked Gun recap and Drebin Jr.‘s only line during the scenes with his dad isn’t “SYMBOL”

i hate when a 9/11 joke hits more than once

the lines were likely recorded before October 7th, 2022, if Steph’s testimony is anything to go by.

games take a lot longer to make than voice lines take to record

non-Muslim asking, so feel free to disregard this question

what if you’re playing Sonic 2 XL?

info.sonicretro.org/Sonic_2_XL

RFK Jr.: ‘Time In Hot Cars Helps Babies To Sweat Out Toxins’ WASHINGTON—In a new claim challenging traditional pediatric norms regarding infant safety, Health and Human Services Secretary Robert F. Kennedy Jr. announced Tuesday that being left in a hot car coul...

I remember when the Onion used to publish satire.

theonion.com/rfk-jr-time-...

Well, they do possess the relative intellect and behavior patterns of children….

Tribute artwork to the Sonic the Hedgehog manga published by Shogakukan, made by Linkabel32 on DeviantArt. Left is Nicky, right is Sonic.

Two separate artwork pieces of Ken "Okarun" Takakura from Dandadan, manually combined. Left is his normal appearance, right is his "cursed" appearance.

huh, I wonder why that weird manga-exclusive kinda-sorta-not-really-alter-ego of Sonic has been trending in the fandom recently...

*remembers there's a manga recently adapted to anime about another bespectacled nerd who gets supernatural powers that completely change his personality*

oh that's why

if.

i loved the part where she Melania’d all over the place

Melania is now the second film with a seven-letter title starting with M that has bombed miserably

Selfie in a Circle K bathroom. Wearing a brown corduroy jacket, burgundy plaid button-down Oxford shirt, and charcoal grey T-shirt.

Stopping by a Circle K outside Baton Rouge, LA — on the way to Tampa for Comic-Con the Cruise tomorrow — for a quick restroom and stretching break.

Fit check or @linkara.bsky.social stealth cosplay? You make the call! 😉

close-up stock image of András Arató, aka "Hide the Pain Harold"

that exact same community the rontosecond another benchmark video by a different major YouTuber comes out

Pikachu from the famous Pocket Monsters multimedia franchise, blankly staring, mouth agape.

Linux communities that joke about people's hardware choices the microsecond a benchmark video by a major YouTuber comes out

Screenshot of Rocky Linux download page. Buttons and links appear to be in a language that isn’t English.

Screenshot of Rocky Linux website. The language drop-down appears set to English.

hey, uh, @rockylinux.org…?

Chuck Schumer Condemns Trump for Ordering Senate Minority Leader’s Immediate Execution

the fact that the United States Secretary of Health just naturally (I cannot stress that word enough) sounds like he’s on his deathbed and doesn’t have long is genuinely a fitting metaphor for the current admin.

as of writing I strongly discourage any/all violence against the current president of the United States, particularly that using a potential perpetrator’s bare hands

not because it’s wrong and illegal, though it is and must be noted — you just have to get close to his diapered ass to even do it

Anthony Bourdain, circa 2017, shown here being alive.

“Once you’ve seen the Epstein files, you’ll never stop wanting to beat Donald Trump to death with your bare hands.”

- Anthony Bourdain, probably

I did not expect Charlie Kirk’s assassination to become controversial from within MAGA itself.

I expected the same to happen of Rob Reiner‘s murder even less.

Earth Temperature Timeline

original source: xkcd.com/1732/

New York City and Boston, Mass. covered in ICE.

modern American politics in a nutshell

A screenshot from Wikipedia detailing the Roseanne episode “Heart and Soul”, where Dan (played by John Goodman) is in the hospital after a heart attack in the previous episode, and aired May 14, 1996 — the same night the Doctor Who TV movie aired in the US.

I still find it kinda funny that #DoctorWho didn’t get a series in 1996 because more people wanted to see John Goodman in the hospital over Sylvester McCoy.

politics was not made for people to go from “did the current President fellate the then-current President” to “actually, did the current President fellate a horse” and I don’t think enough people are talking about that

genuinely love how everyone that hates Zohran Mamdani turns into an early-2010s Tumblr user trying to spell Benedict Cumberbatch’s name

nvm I saw the Jeff Gerstmann clip, yeah that’s pretty fucking sus

still, “no Sonic esque gameplay in this Fall Guys clone” is an outright dilution of otherwise legit criticism

like wow it turns out the Fall Guys clone is a Fall Guys clone, who could’ve foreseen that

okay jokes aside that “review” is straight garbage, borderline libel from a loser who interprets “git gud” and “kys” the exact same way

Megamind asks you “no bitches?”

“your buddies influence your rank”

> be me
> expecting a Sonic version of Fall Guys
> downloaded a Sonic version of Fall Guys
> played a Sonic version of Fall Guys
> what the actual fuck
> it’s Literally™ just Fall Guys with a Sonic skin
> it’s exactly what I was expecting
> thumbs down, do not recommend

Remember folks. The original bluesky ethos by us bluesky elders (apparently I count?) is block and move on.

Don't quote dunk, don't pick fights.
Block, and move on.

This is what made this site unpalatable to the right early on, and we can continue to make it unpalatable to them.