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maddie (@xmaddiemoonx) quote tweets an image posted by @tadanotarosuke: "peter griffin... no..." [Image of a Japanese metro carriage with a puddle of Neapolitan colored paint or ice cream spilled on the platform next to a cellphone. I does look like a melted Peter Griffin.]

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I don't know if there's ever been a culture more in love with charlatans than ours. "Success" defined entirely by how good you are at tricking people into giving you money. An entire country of aspiring slop merchants

if it ends up being true that Trump blew Bill Clinton, i'm not gonna make any jokes about it. i think it's nice that he did that

Having a nice time in Louisville

It’s the right thing to do and also it’s funny

I read a book where the author stated that Great Britain can’t be expected to pay back the wealth it extracted from India partly because the amount would be so astronomical that they could never actually do it and it would just be all of their money forever.

They should have to do it anyway

when i first heard the name madison beer i genuinely didn’t realize that was a person, i thought that was like a product or somethinf

I would have paid for early bird check in if i knew southwest lets group A board in front of the military

There were a series of petitions in France in 1977 to abolish the age of consent for reasons not a million miles from Megyn Kelly's remarks today.

Those pervs were French, what's Kelly's excuse?

The picture of me I need to use to get through airport security vs current status

Beetlejuice the Musical still the funniest event for two people to get uncontrollably horny during btw

*gets in trouble* get the lady who got felt up during Beetlejuice The Musical on the phone now

*Guy who ate Italian food in Italy voice*

I saw the northern lights in Iceland

Ricky Steamboat’s real name is Dick Blood

Pizzagate: If you replace the word “hot dog” with “little boy” and “pizza party” with “child sex orgy,” you will see the lengths these elites go to cover up their crimes.

Real elite emails: Send me nude pictures of those 8th graders we abused last weekend post-haste! I am the Ambassador to Turkey.

will Mamdani be the first anti-Lutheran mayor of NYC?

being told “thank you for licking my boots” by your interview subject should be embarrassing right?

beannacht but it's written as ban plus numeral 8

a colophon asking for blessings to be spoken for the scribe but the word beannacht is written as bann with a numeral 8

Connacht but it's written as Con + n-stroke + numeral 8

17th-19th century Irish scribal abbreviations that look like text-speak: numeral 8 edition

"beannacht" (x2), "Connacht"

Things Fall Apart

Found the guy with Chicago’s most ethical landlord

Needs more labubus to bring it all together

"I have no idea what being a contributing writer for a fascist rag has to do with despising a character that was created for children to sympathize with indigenous populations" Jane Coaston @janecoaston.bsky.social • 6h I have no idea what being a contributing writer to the New York Times has to do with a movie featuring Jar Jar Binks but I will continue to stand on this hill: The Phantom Menace is Bad.