Matt Swan

Beat me to it!!!

Really thought they’d DOGE the shit out of the Garden of England and silence the haters. 🤷🏻‍♂️

That means ‘not voted’.

The most hilarious thing about the far right is how afraid they are of imaginary things. They're all "Grr I'm an alpha male but London is so scary tho" "1000 hobbits will descend on your village" Or some nonsense.

Good idea.

BASH: We have seen these attacks from the president at other people. It's not new. And I haven't heard you speak out about it until it was directed at you.


MARJORIE TAYLOR GREENE: I think that's fair criticism. And I would like to say, humbly, I'm sorry for taking part in the toxic politics.

I’ve grown to really dislike late 90s - early 2000s lettering. Just can’t enjoy the story if the letters are ugly.

I think the trick to growing old gracefully, which I now consider to be a pertinent personal concern, is to learn to not understand things without getting upset, frustrated or angry about it or the things (or people) you don’t understand.

100%

Remember the time Obama personally caught a fainting woman during his speech — rather than just blankly staring like a sociopath?

Character isn't something you tell people about.

It's something you live.

RFK Jr's response to someone collapsing nearby him was to haul ass out of the room as quickly as possible

Jon Bon Jovi is the Temu Bruce Springsteen

We’ve had years of racist scaremongering in London over our 3 times elected mayor Sadiq Khan.
When working outside the Capital I’ve had numerous people ask me in sincerity what it’s like living under Sharia law & how pubs survive now everyone’s too scared to go out after 9pm.
Brace yourselves NYC!

Hoping this extends to mindlessly scrolling through Bluesky.

I doubt this will even be ‘news’. Everyone on @lbc.co.uk just arguing the toss over £500 all day.

100%

I’m a signpainter and I was asked to create some logos, quickly, on site, for one off use at a festival type event. At last, I thought, an opportunity for AI to speed up my workflow. Fed a decent amount of information into Meta’s AI and this is what it came up with…

The weird thing is, the flag shaggers absolutely did forget.

I think reporting their incompetence is as important as their malevolence.

Reform UK reviews if it underpaid VAT on tickets and merchandise Nigel Farage’s party reported to have exceeded £90,000 threshold due to ticket sales for Birmingham conference

How about this? Newsworthy?

www.theguardian.com/politics/202...

Did I?

Because watching Reform fall out in lumps is funny? Because having video too makes it popular across multiple platforms?

The can’t just print ‘Reform have taken millions from Russia in bribes’ on every page.

So were the councillors all acting in that leaked video then? To distract from the Russia stuff?
Don’t be silly, these people are morons.

Shoutout to whoever was like the news sucks, let’s spice it up by doing a jewel heist at the Louvre

It’s made me realise how little non-artists actually look at stuff. I worry that ‘almost good enough’ is good enough to end illustration as a viable career path.

Was it in the middle of nowhere in Hampshire? I’ve had strangely similar…
Well, not the bath water bit 👀

Also up there for me 😂

They are both up there for me.

The best song ever recorded is Everybody Wants To Rule The World by Tears For Fears.
The second best is It's Only Natural by Crowded House.

Thinks this has earned him his place in heaven.