@chrispatte1.bsky.social
High school theater and film teacher in Dallas, TX. Bucs, Ole Miss, FC Dallas, etc.
lol I said the same thing to my wife
02.02.2026 02:28 — 👍 7 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
He did this in a regular season match in 2024:
m.youtube.com/watch?v=cNdl...
Too dead behind the eyes to fit the part
19.01.2026 01:54 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0The law firm
10.01.2026 02:53 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Can we get an update
02.01.2026 04:57 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0lol trust me, most Bucs fans know we aren’t good and have barely skated by on a weak division
30.12.2025 17:28 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I teach drama at at a pretty sports obsessed all-boys high school, and it can be difficult to get kids interested in theater due to stereotypes or whatever, and I point at things like this and want to scream “you guys do performance stuff all the time!!!! So many of you would be good at it!!”
30.12.2025 15:02 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0and?
20.12.2025 21:08 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0You’re cool too, buddy. Thankful for your soccer insights.
04.12.2025 23:21 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0We can agree that Texas largely sucks without being hyperbolic. Most of the neighborhoods in Dallas proper have a mature tree canopy, and DFW is home to the largest urban hardwood forest in the US.
30.11.2025 02:05 — 👍 10 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0like that will take 20 minutes
19.11.2025 00:08 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0just feel like football completely dominates that Thursday-Sunday stretch
14.11.2025 16:50 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0honestly not a lot of good options. not much between August-December that isn't already associated with football.
Kickoff for the second half of the season right after the Super Bowl?
March = college basketball
Maybe Easter weekend for first round of playoffs?
Fuck. Off.
10.11.2025 01:35 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Not limited to sports either - all branding and design has been flattened to have no personality.
07.11.2025 14:08 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Dodgers winning is what this country deserves
02.11.2025 04:18 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0The most Sisyphean chore. Especially with kids.
26.10.2025 00:56 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0And then it’s like 12 AM and the two year old will be up in like 5 hours. Pain.
24.10.2025 01:31 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I am glad this discourse has migrated to Bluesky.
18.08.2025 14:12 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0I saw Superbad the summer before my senior year with my best buds. Perfect time to see that movie.
Also Get Out as the token white guy in a mostly black crowd in New Orleans.
Chris. Jack Jewsbury!
26.07.2025 00:22 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Every team should go back to wearing what they wore in 1993 and be done with it.
18.07.2025 15:17 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Eh, I don’t think people thought they were ugly, it’s just that they were always associated with the team being terrible.
18.07.2025 15:16 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Taught an At of Film summer school class to high schoolers this month and showed The Matrix on Monday. The number of them that were like, “yeah fuck that, I’d take the blue pill” made me laugh
29.06.2025 00:30 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I actually hope AI wrote this and not an actual human being.
25.05.2025 02:54 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I now know what Ventusky is
22.05.2025 00:18 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0SHE CAME DOWN IN A BUBBLE, BRO
11.05.2025 00:24 — 👍 12 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Edinburgh is great. Isle of Skye incredible.
18.03.2025 17:36 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0hot damn
09.02.2025 23:26 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0more people voted for Kamala Harris in Texas than New York. Maybe generalizing that all Red States should "suffer" is a silly way of thinking about things
30.01.2025 21:51 — 👍 15 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
