Floating in Space

Happy birthday!

I wish I could “like” this 3,000 more times.

I remember how fancy those were when the came out

Listening to the game on the radio while scrolling Bluesky is pretty great.

Her mind is brilliant. Every thread she puts together is awesome.

damn, I needed this.

This is hitting immediately. Love when that happens. I’m not following your exact instructions and I’m sure it would be even better, but thank you nonetheless for the suggestion.

Thanks! Love learning new shit, especially about food.

Oooh, those look good. I don’t think I’ve seen tamales that slender before. Is it a regional thing?

A picture of the book Did Ye Hear Mammy Died by Seamas O’Reilly.

Been having a hard time as of late and I’m happy to be reading this warm, loving, thoughtful book. And Seamas makes me laugh out loud in a way few do, so I’m thankful for that. #booksky

Potatoes and funky alpine cheese, a match blessed by the gods.

The photo:

The comments you will laugh at:

He could easily just get it covered up. That would be a good start but instead he’s being like “ahh c’mon, what’s the big deal? just boys being boys!”

This is brilliant.

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Why would that article need assistance from AI?

Great episode, btw.

I’m proud of myself for getting this.

Damn, that sounds good. I haven’t found a spot here in Phoenix that does those.

John Cale- All My Friends

A picture of a snake on a path that I must pass.

Always jarring to cross paths with a snake.

Oh these? They’re just my gummy peach rings.

Great cause! Help if you can.

Losing the war on woke

When I was 7, my teacher told us to write an article about “world cultures” for school over the weekend. I remembered it late on Sunday so in a panic I made up something called the "Icelandic Fish Festival", figuring said teacher wouldn’t know either way.

I can’t believe I’m watching interviews of city mayors talking about how they are coordinating with other mayors to discuss how to protect their residents FROM THE PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES

I know we are “used to it” but it is absolutely insane

Stacked road signs on two poles create a shadow resembling a short cartoon character with an erection.

GOD: Move that cloud.
ANGEL: Why?
GOD: Just do it.
ANGEL: Okay.
GOD: Now, make the sun brighter.
ANGEL: Sure.
GOD: *giggles* He’s got a boner.
ANGEL: Yes sir, very funny.
GOD: Being me is fun.

the tumble setting on a dryer can be used to make cement but only once

being this early in the day is kind of unacceptable

I rejoice, for I reside in AZ.