People out here are thinking Belle Batsfrey is the weirdest one-off Mary Worth character, smh

bsky.app/profile/mark... that's aldo kelrast, who stalked mary worth but then drunk-drove off a cliff in a 2006 storyline. learn the lore, people

An Ideal(ly Facetuned) Husband

CHATGPT: I understand where you're coming from. You worked really hard to get here, and now it's time to enjoy the fruit of your labors.

ISILDUR: So I should keep it? Elrond says I shouldn't

CHATGPT: The ring is precious. Sometimes friends don't have your best interests at heart.

ISILDUR: true

Is this a thing people would like?

Is Carl's Jr haram?

striving to get a still better seaward peep

Philip Seymour Hoffman as Freddie in The Talented Mr Ripley.

What about boisterous big horny guys?

new comics curmudgeon post! joshreads.com/2025/0... tfw it's only wednesday

I'm the guy that found Manos: The Hands Of Fate so I sure as hell ain't being raptured to Heaven.

Li Ban was a girl who got caught in a flood and was trapped in an underwater grotto for a year. At which point she was changed into a half-salmon mermaid and her dog was changed to an otter. After 300 years, she was converted by St Muirgen and immediately died and went to heaven.

Lt. Columb(arbador)o

They don’t want to “be racist” so much as to obliterate the concept of “racism,” which they see as merely an unjust stigma against common-sense racial discrimination

Yard sign saying IN THIS HOUSE, WE BELIEVE TURN YOUR MONITOR ON What was his name? That's a mirror IT'S YOU DON'T SIGN YOUR POSTS

Now he's on Tim Pool's podcast.

The original logo for the Spontaneanation podcast consisting of a gold “s” in the middle of a green circle surrounded by a purple outer circle. Elegant in its simplicity. Designed by me and created by Liezl Estipona.

Hello Friends. I am ecstatic to announce that I have reacquired the entire Spontaneanation catalogue and effective immediately you can find every episode wherever you get your podcasts.

Don’t get drunk and fight each other.

Awake, awake, awake, awake
Nap time is water down a drain

`fugazi voice` I am a tired boy

“You used to be able to say anything” comedians never been more quiet in their lives

Everyone please enjoy my film

Same day, back to back

High school English teachers when it’s time to get to grapes of wrath:

Media Warns Of Civil War Following Charlie Kirk Assassination w/ Jay Johnston

Oh no

Like

One of the most famous Rutgers alums.

The deadly chemical in Michael Clayton is Culcitate and the evil metal in Andor is Kalkite, suggesting a connected Gilroyverse across which pernicious minerals share a linguistic herita—
*a taut cable snaps inside my skull—BANG!— foamy brain matter oozes out of my ears and nose*

new comics curmudgeon post! joshreads.com/2025/0... "...in 1999's The Mummy, a delightful film starring Brendan Fraser and Rachel Weisz!"

Snoopy, divine protector. Garfield, rapacious destroyer. Heathcliff, the imp. And so on.

Snape is bad because he bullies Harry, but he's a victim because he was bullied by Harry's dad, but it's ok because he was a budding wizard fascist.

Know your acronyms!

MMFRLLALNG: Make Me Feel Real Loose Like A Long-Necked Goose