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Update: My plan worked perfectly! My neighbor used 1 dryer for two loads of wash so I can dry my final load and not wait

My building has 3 washers / 2 dryers. This morning I spaced out my wash and someone snuck in 2 loads while I was drying my 1st batch but before my 2nd went in the washer. Sneakily I just doubled the time on my dryer so I can grab it when my wash is done. I would hate me if I was the other person

Oh god, so sorry. Sending so much love

Not me frantically searching “semi-formal menswear” at 8am, 30 minutes before my husband leaves for work who then goes to a winter evening wedding straight from his shift

They are smaller than CDs. But otherwise, yes. Usually without an acceptable b-side

Yooo I was looking at twitter just now and saw this post. Now everyone knows what my job consists of.

For Men, How Much Alcohol Is Too Much?

www.nytimes.com/2026/01/16/h...

This article speaks to people behind a study that basically says that one drink a day can lead to an increase in cancer and Kennedy killed the report. I honestly do not understand what MAHA’s mission is if they don’t actually care if people ingest literal poison on a daily basis

I know this is New York and all, but since the snow storm almost two weeks ago the traffic in my Brooklyn neighborhood has been abysmal due to leftover snow and I want to appeal to drivers that they should not be laying on horns in a residential area ever but definitely not before 6am

Want to complain to the MTA that more than half of my mornings I cannot fit into a car on the J train at Kosciuszko right when they discontinue the Z service (so it’s the first non-skip stop train on the route in the AM) and then often another train does not stop here for ten minutes

I know that if you’re a certain age you had to sit through really emotional films about animals in elementary and middle school. One of the worst/best/most French ones I had to get through without crying was The Bear (‘88). One of the reasons I can’t watch that show

I had a very romantic girlfriend in the 90s that made me watch The Doom Generation while we ate Pizza Hut and listened to Milk & Kisses RIP Heather

Just FYI if any lower basin states thought they were getting water from Colorado this year they’d better pray for a better snowpack. It’s the worst snowpack year to date. No one is getting water this year. The lower states (and Colorado) are going to go up in flames this summer

I do not think this show is for me, but I haven’t tried and probably never will so I will withhold judgement

Hockey is much too safe. Where is my Heated Rivalry: Basketball show?

Important NYC SVU conversation:
Cop 1: Junior’s?
Cop 2: Eileen’s
Cop 1: your father raised you right

Do you sing songs to your dog? Is it the song Wag Wag Wag by Cabaret Voltaire?

Yesterday as I was walking on the canal platform on a narrow part next to a moving train a woman walking the other direction that I nudged up against due to tight space elbowed me towards the tracks. Glad to know there are still people in nyc who would murder me if I walk too close to them

My grocery store stopped carrying the Olive Garden salad dressing two years ago and I still look for it every time I’m in the store. My own personal travesty

I’m in a theater lobby before a movie waiting for my husband and all these women just walked in who are going to a sold out Twilight screening in the same theater and I’m very jealous

Spent the last two days deep in my annual twilight saga rewatch zone. And now I’m considering spending money on watching them in the theater over the next couple of weeks. Everything is fine. I’m fine

Yeah, I’ve never had a problem with that here at all lolll

Found a green chile place in bed-stuy. I guess I don’t need to move back to colorado afterall

Yes! I think you’ll enjoy it. I got it on discount though and I think that’s the way. There is a story that takes awhile to unfold but it’s also just nice to sell books without advancing the story very quickly

I started playing Tiny Bookshop the other day. Really loving that none of my patrons wanted to buy The Secret History or Crying in H-Mart for weeks and instead I'm selling Encyclopedia Britannicas like they're collectibles

I’m waiting at a viral $25 blowout spot in Chinatown and the stylists are using two hair dryers in one hand at once. Ok, I’m impressed

Brigitte Bardot and Alain Delon now together romping through beautiful, disgustingly hateful peoples hell making it look cool

I’m closely paying attention to exactly who likes Marty Supreme and pays to see a Josh Safdie movie

Don’t wear perfume to the movies!

It’s wonderful that people reassessed Velvet Goldmine. I saw a packed screening of it during CMJ before it was released and people left the film very upset. I loved it then but it was not cool in film or music circles to love it and I very much cared about being cool in 1998