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Servant leader for two cats. Tax evaders and gerrymanderers are enemy combatants, support your municipal worker, you need your garbage man more than he needs you, making 2026 is my Stoic year https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zeno_of_Citium

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Of course not, everything he touches is shittified. By design. He's the worst person in the world

22.02.2026 17:46 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

"Now"

22.02.2026 17:42 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Countries That Made Deals for Lower Tariffs Are Left in the Lurch

In Asia, countries that rushed to reach deals with the U.S. before the Supreme Court decision now face the reality that they may have been better off waiting.

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Countries That Made Deals for Lower Tariffs Are Left in the Lurch In Asia, countries that rushed to reach deals with the U.S. before the Supreme Court decision now face the reality that they may have been better off waiting. 6 min read

Negotiate with a conman at your peril

22.02.2026 16:34 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 81    ๐Ÿ” 23    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

Assholes.

22.02.2026 17:30 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 10    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Decent Americans like Canada. Assholes don't.

22.02.2026 17:29 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 240    ๐Ÿ” 40    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 17    ๐Ÿ“Œ 5
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Mail-Order Abortion Pill Ban Passes Mississippi House A mail-order abortion pill ban passed the Mississippi House, defining it as felony drug trafficking that would carry one to 10 year prison sentences for providers.

Rep. Celeste Hurst, R-Sandhill, introduced an amendment to H.B. 1613โ€”a bill clarifying what constitutes an aggravated drug trafficking chargeโ€”that includes "abortion-inducing drugs" to the list of illegal substances under Mississippi's drug trafficking statues.

22.02.2026 17:30 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 14    ๐Ÿ” 15    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 5    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

yes. i frankly barely feel anything at all about him in particular, it is each and every one of his voters -- all personally culpable, each joint and severally liable -- for whom i have eternal incandescent rage.

23.01.2026 20:34 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

the degradation of office into sophomoric, locker-room imbecility continues.

22.02.2026 17:21 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 82    ๐Ÿ” 8    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Also, this is kind of a crazy thing to say in the era of Trump, a profoundly non-religious man of immense cultural influence. Do we really, in the year 2026, think that the retreat of moderate religion has been an unalloyed win in America

22.02.2026 15:22 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 101    ๐Ÿ” 15    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

Ukraine is the biggest and most consequential of all the American betrayals.

As the war enters its fifth year, itโ€™s time for Europe to take the fight to Putin on its own terms and tell Trump to get lost.

The US has failed to defend the people of Ukraine against Russian aggression

21.02.2026 18:56 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1099    ๐Ÿ” 275    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 74    ๐Ÿ“Œ 18

The truth is these people are not very smart and it is firmly out of hand.

22.02.2026 15:59 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 365    ๐Ÿ” 70    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 5    ๐Ÿ“Œ 4
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Ukraine is a democracy. It isnโ€™t perfect, and allegations of corruption around senior officials are troubling. But theyโ€™re made public precisely because Ukraine's democratic institutions are functioning. You don't see that happen in Russia because those institutions simply don't exist there

22.02.2026 16:45 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 120    ๐Ÿ” 32    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 4    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

I think it's important to remember that RFK clearly believes in eugenics and children and mothers who die because they're not strong enough without modern medicine is the goal, not the side effect.

21.02.2026 22:28 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 168    ๐Ÿ” 63    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 4    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

I would say the courts in general are working.

Itโ€™s the Supreme Court that is not.

Itโ€™s been thoroughly corrupted and needs reform. Fast.

22.02.2026 12:46 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 13    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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So far this year, U.S.-domiciled investors have pulled $52 billion out of US equity products โ€” โ€œthe most in the first eight weeks of the year since at least 2010.โ€ ๐Ÿ˜”

@reuters.com #ByeAmerica
www.reuters.com/business/buy...

21.02.2026 21:08 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1339    ๐Ÿ” 533    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 43    ๐Ÿ“Œ 35

It doesn't become a genocide just because you like repeating the word, Turkbot

22.02.2026 15:43 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Listen to yourself, "filter barriers," buddy you just like when your friends get to hit libs, this is complete projection

22.02.2026 15:41 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Scientists discover why high altitude protects against diabetes Living at high altitude appears to protect against diabetes, and scientists have finally discovered the reason. When oxygen levels drop, red blood cells switch into a new metabolic mode and absorb lar...

Scientists discover why high altitude protects against diabetes | ScienceDaily - goo.gl/alerts/bjpE31 #GoogleAlerts

22.02.2026 04:11 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 728    ๐Ÿ” 261    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 30    ๐Ÿ“Œ 29

Military Unintelligence Expert ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฆ no

22.02.2026 09:58 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Oh hey the world's grossest people

22.02.2026 09:57 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Ooooo brutalism with those little concrete flower boxes

22.02.2026 09:54 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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โ€˜Donโ€™t go to the US โ€“ not with Trump in chargeโ€™: the UK tourist with a valid visa detained by ICE for six weeks Karen Newton was in America on the trip of a lifetime when she was shackled, transported and held for weeks on end. With tourism to the US under increasing strain, she says, โ€˜If it can happen to me, i...

'She has a message for other tourists considering a trip to America: โ€œDonโ€™t go โ€“ not with Trump in charge. Itโ€™s totally out of control over there. Thereโ€™s no accountability. They donโ€™t seem to need a reason for detaining you.โ€'
#ICE
www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026...

21.02.2026 12:47 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2320    ๐Ÿ” 978    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 124    ๐Ÿ“Œ 88

Are you going to admit those were just bullies and gloryhounds blocking the street and setting fires so they could see themselves look cool on Fox?

22.02.2026 09:46 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

How did blocking the roads and setting those fires help Minneapolis? There were already other people there filming, why slug Stancil? Your heroes here are just low brow bullies

22.02.2026 09:44 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Are you going to include all the cringe dipshits trying to stop it lol so funny

22.02.2026 09:37 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

We need to a list of names for these people. There can't be impunity for them after this admin is over

22.02.2026 09:34 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Oh my yes, but not the way he means

22.02.2026 09:32 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Why do Norwegians use 'texas' to mean 'crazy'? Norwegians use the word

www.bbc.com/news/magazin...

22.02.2026 09:31 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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DIGITAL PRIVACY - #icenapping 1CE signs on w/ Palant1r

www.wired.com/story/depart...

22.02.2026 07:51 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I think you're a liar whose lies can't sustain even casual scrutiny. Where did Stancil post this video?

22.02.2026 09:28 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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