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*beededededoop* Sam. It’s me, Die-Hardman. Wanted to let you know there’s banana bread in the kitchen. You can take a portion of this sweet cake bread anytime. Use the knife to cut off part of the loaf. You can take a full piece or a small piece depending on how hungry you are.

My negotiating trick is I don't actually want this item. As the "sales man" you are at a disadvantage against me, for you must make a sale. I however am not a "buy man." I'll go to my grave happy without this trinket

bluesky moderation warning: "Stupid"

writing a big "W" on the chalkboard in front of the world OMELAS to invent Womelas, the Omelas for women. everyone in the boardroom cheers

“There are two dragons inside of you: One who loves knowledge, and one who loves trinkets. Both of them are happy when you go to a museum”

Yes. I do not love the attitude that finding sparks of hope and joy is somehow naive. As someone who was diagnosed with a chronic illness at a young age and has been involved in activism most of my life I can tell you that seeking out happiness is not a luxury, it’s an essential survival skill*.

“Waaah the movie is challenging” all you have to do is look at it. There’s not a single movie in the world as challenging as Castlevania for the Nintendo Entertainment System

"What do we want?"
"INTERACTIVE FICTION!"
"When do we want it?"
"IF WE WANT IT NOW, TURN TO PAGE EIGHT, IF WE WANT IT LATER, PAGE TEN!"

bruh why is it I exclusively remember I want to redye my hair at fuck o'clock in the morning

A NEW WAY TO PLAY Operation Brownie Pockets is a roleplaying game, but it’s not like other games you may have seen or played. It's a Massively Multiplayer Meatspace Role-Playing Game — this means your inventory contain...

Did you know I made a game? Your roll some dice and fill in some character sheets, and then you go out in the real world and do real stuff like watch a movie, go to the park, play hide & seek, etc etc etc. It's free to print & play, and if you want to help out you can buy a hard copy through Lulu!

"All the world will be your enemy, Prince with a Thousand Enemies, and whenever they catch you, they will kill you. But first they must catch you, digger, listener, runner, prince with the swift warning. Be cunning and full of tricks and your people shall never be destroyed."

—Watership Down

damn dude that would go hard. hope it happens someday

"Female vocalist who sounds like a squeaky kitten singing in English with a faint Eastern European accent, then a sudden transition to heavy metal screaming" is, like, THE formula for a very specific target audience. Subject matter is irrelevant – the lyrics could be about shoes and they'd hype it.

dear everyone who is dressed up in cheerleader outfits for the Porter Robinson concert: I love you.

if you don't know what it means, "i have plural friends" must sound like somebody bragging about having more than 1 friend

realizing that it has been almost a decade since i tried to be a Public Poster and i have no idea how to do it anymore LMAO.

friend group vocabulary echo