Stephen Carpenter

sorry Pink Floyd, turns out that we needed education. a lot of it. all of the education, really

What level of anxiety is deciding if it’s worse to not play a drinking game with people or having one drink to many?

I want to apologise to those in my audience who are unhappy that I'm forcing Magic: The Gathering into my Communist Theory videos. I hear you, I am listening, I am changing 💖

I predict we'll see alien dong in Star Trek within 3 years. Human dong within 5.

It's in the stars.

I’d be curious if you did this study in east Asia, how it would be similar or differ.

At a panel someone asked why I didn't paint that many women and my answer was, "Well, men deserve to be made fun of."

Birthing the wood dryer balls that get stuck in the sleeves of a hoodie is what makes laundry worth doing

We're working around the clock developing Chess 2

Liu Bei visits Zhuge Liang three times at Luckin Coffee.

No Kings includes Draft Kings

Two panel comic. Top is someone scoring a touchdown thinking “touchdown for you Jesus” second panel is Jesus watching Star Trek deep space 9.

Frame #65900 from S06 -E10 - Battle Sweetfish-629294

Man on a local news street interview: The earth is a resort for like 500 rich people and the rest of us are just the staff.

This shit hits like a sledgehammer right now. It's not even remotely an exaggeration.

every new baby born gets a birth certificate with a blank gender field and an IWW card

Oh shit it’s adamamama

If none of the Kenner last 17 action figures are in the movie Mandalorian and Grogu I’m gonna puke.

Maanchi holding a Korean hot dog and saying “Leys go get some baddies.”

I repost this every time I see it now.

living in a world where the only two jobs are “gambling” and “murder” isn’t nearly as cool as Cowboy Bebop made it out to be

Cobra soldier action figure card art

I can’t see these guys as anything but extremely divorced dudes now.

how to join the maquis

Spaghetti Factory [Flirtatious]

solving the water crisis
with my clammy hands

Screencap of post from tumblr user nitewrighter Me: I don't get it. I thought I was doing a lot better than I was a few years ago. I'm like 10 times more on top of things than I used to be. How does everything feel terrible now? The Tiny Me in OSHA-approved Hi-Vis Gear Who lives in my brain and pulls all the levers: Boss, it's the fascism. You're completely gunked up with cortisol due to the fact that your entire daily life is now underscored with a haunting awareness of the rapid erosion of your rights, dignity, and any and all social safety nets, and you're also bearing witness to the most vulnerable people immediately being persecuted. This creates a natural stress response that basically means you're going to continue having memory and organizational problems, as well as emotional imbalances. Me: BUT I HAVE A BULLET JOURNAL AND I MEDITATE NOW. Tiny OSHA Me: BOSS, THE FASCISM.

Reminder for everyone operating at situationally-diminished capacity.

Oh. cool.

WOW!!!!!!!

At least we don’t live in a world of staggering class disparity in which a tech magnate attempts to quash left-wing sentiment using sexualized artificial intelligence!

Welcome to 2026, the future time of METROPOLIS, released in 1927.

I asked the menswear guy what the ideal outfit for a magic tournament was. time for us all to step up our game