TheRake24

Knowing what makes a crowd pleasing promo is basically half the job!

A least weasel. It fits in the palm of the hand.

If you’re wondering what a “least weasel” is, they absolutely live up to the name. This is the least amount of animal you can have that can still meet the bar for “is weasel”

8 panel comic P1: A title panel; borderless. We see a highly stylised --and decidedly grompy looking-- frog sitting atop a lily pad. The overly exuberant title above them reads "Hello! FREG!" P2: A close up on Freg, as their mouth opens slightly, a look of realisation on their face. The text reads: "Oh! Freg has something to say!" P3 & 4: Back to the POV form the first panel, as Freg gradually hinges open their jaw impossibly wide, almost 180 degrees. P4: We dolly back, as an absolute ream of text spews forth from the open mouth. "Jumping no longer elicits the feeling of sheer joy in me like it did, once upon a time. However, jump I MUST, because what else can I do? You ask my, why, then, would I continue to jump? Dear reader, you may as well ask me the same of breathing." "To not jump is to admit defeat. To give up entirely." P6: We switch to a dramatic low angle, with a fish lens effect, as Freg stares up at the sky, which is filled with cotton candy clouds. P7: Freg --saying "I must away"-- "jumps" off the pad. I say "jumps" because Freg looks like they are simply being dragged by a computer mouse into the air. P8: We end on a borderless panel, far back from the lily pad. The only sign Freg existed are a few ripples in the water around the pad.

hello! freg!

Kessler injury sucks but it's a lot of minutes for Hendricks/Ace/Williams to make a case for themselves

Jazz say no, you get time lord for the hope that he's healthy the right 2 months of the year for the playoffs and the jazz aren't there yet.

Best Get Out The Vote campaign in 60+ years but sure make him your problem elsewhere too.

May the gutter racists keep their promises and get the fuck out of the city.

Sure he never actually wanted the job but to be clear he also would have been terrible at it.

Economic stimulus to the local bar scene. He could get his ass kicked 6+ times a year if he really cared about NY's economy!

Write-Ins! Write-Ins! Write-Ins!

We don't want him to run anything but he did well in his Local Crank lane!

Eric Adams on the ballot has fewer votes than all the Write In joke candidates.

Dubya mostly.

Gonna need to see *a lot* of opinions on that shoulder. Long rest lol.

Regarding the guy posting racist AI slop to win a job he doesn't even want to do, you do *not* actually have to hand it to him.

Slime Rancher tracks imo. Easy kids movie premise.

First real rough minutes for Walt.

Beautiful team basketball leads to the Markkenen 3!

Pizzas made to look like skulls with cheese for the bones, pepperoni and olive eyes, nose and teeth made of green pepper.

Day of the Dead mini pizzas

Ron Artest's son dressing as Ron Artest for Halloween... 😂

#NBA

Gambling: fine
Cell phones: fine
Gambling on your cell phone: nightmarish disaster

Gotta show some love for the fog that turns your skin inside out

As a huge New York Style Hot Dog fan for years, felt compelled to recreate the poster in a high resolution and managed to find the original photo used in the texture

Many thanks to folks from VGPC for help with identifying blobs, especially Prominos and TBemme

bekoha.github.io/yakuza/New%2...

Cuomo literally empowered the GOP. He conspired with Vichy dems to tank the legislature!

They also look gigantic compared to some of their opponents. Starting three 7 footers, Ace/Hendricks/Clayton Jr. off the bench are all big for their positions.

Thats wild when Monk and Ellis are better and both actually SGs

The ai should absolutely tell that guy he needs professional help

Royce O'Neale cant win with these cats!

This is absolute sucker shit. Hill GOP leaders own the shutdown.