Chase Hoffman

Seen in the Q2 parking lot

2008 MDX, 258k miles. Hoffmans run cars into the ground, then dig as far as we can.

That's pretty reasonable. They tend to go between 50k and 100k most of the time, unless someone is REALLY desperate.

I had a tire blowout yesterday. Turns out my spare was so old that Matt Gaetz wouldn't date it.

Leo probably still would, though.

In Canada, the day after Civic Holiday is Lumber Gundam Day.

Happy LGD to all who celebrate.

the only good bumpersticker

The single biggest MLS Mandela Effect is the belief that Kai Kamara played for your team.

In reality, his entire career was spent in Belgium.

What the actual fuck.

Thousands of hours of GPU time have led to one inescapable conclusion:

Every day is the Hate Cuauhtémoc Blanco Day.

A meme of a white graphic T-shirt. It shows a guild navigator as portrayed in the 1984 cinematic masterpiece titled Dune and directed by legendary outer David Lynch. The text under the image of the navigator reads: BORN TO NAVIGATE MACHINE IS A FUCK 鬼神 Kill Em All 10191 I am butlerian jihad 410,757,864,530 DEAD ROBOTS

Spotted in the meme fields. I catch you wearing this in public, I'm buying you a spice beer. #dune #memes #sietchposting #dunesky

It is certainly a, uh, choice.

@hooverdam.bsky.social

Graphic design is my passion.

Secret photo of CONCACAF ref training

Amazon review of Pride and Prejudice, left by carlton p morgan on 30 July 2010: "Just a bunch of people going to each other's houses"

Happy 15th anniversary of the peak achievement of literary criticism, to all who celebrate

Jefferson Donovan @JDonovanWx • 3h I may have just stumbled upon the greatest YouTube comment I've ever seen @SickosCommittee @CFBHome @teaking701 • 22h ago (edited) Congrats on your 5-star recruits and $100M facilities, SEC fans. Meanwhile, the MAC is out here playing real football in front of 14 people and a raccoon on a Tuesday night during a blizzard. You ever seen a punter throw a touchdown to a long snapper while the scoreboard's on fire? Didn't think so. While y'all are busy arguing over which frat-funded dynasty is slightly less fraudulent, Toledo's cooking up a triple-reverse flea flicker in a game that ends 43-42 after six missed PATs and a goalpost gets stolen. That's not football. That's MACtion. You wouldn't survive one quarter in Ypsilanti. 143 > 997 13K Il 689K 个

If you needed the context

#FantasticFour star Ebon Moss-Bachrach was asked what he would do if he had The Thing's powers

“There’s a handful of fascists that I would just throw into outer space”

(via IMDb)

Words to live by. It applies to all things, too.

How is a Japanese smart toilet not on this list?

It's so much better than the store bought.

Oh no, not Michelob Ultra. How will Messi ever eat here?

Dear fellow Round Rockian - may I humbly suggest that "waifuhunters" and an Alfa Romeo suggest you need remedial life coaching.

"More than soccer... This is Leagues Cup."

...yeah, it's also a blatant cash grab which no one outside the league offices wanted.

As a supporter of another likely bubble teams, I am 100% for this.

Yeah, it is truly impressive how good they're making Austin look.

OWEN GOAL STRIKES AGAIN!!!

(Note that Owen Wolff is the highest scoring Owen in MLS. ...also the only Owen in MLS.)

#austinfc

Let's not get hung up on "facts" or "real analysis" and just say that I'm always right.

That aged poorly.