RobotHaus

My yearly reminder to everyone that lyrically speaking, Alucard attended the Monster Mash. Which version of him and when is unknown, but Castlevania lore we can gather from this tale:
-Dracula invented a dance, it has fallen out of fashion
-He also plays in a band (role unknown)
-They had a smash

Bad things should happen to the Cubs, though.

And you can finally play the true sequel to Super Metroid.

Silent Hill if it was good.

I'm chronicling my playthrough of the game in a very "let's pretend the Internet doesn't exist" kind of way. You're more than welcome to join!

Please win a match.

The latter. The most you can control her is to make her sing.

The only paradise is paradise lost.

I think the issue is the units. Japan uses the metric system, so Bauer gave up a 594m shot. What a shame, it'd be awful if he fell off the face of the earth.

I agree with this. Does that make PotC the BttF of the 00s?

I didn't think you could get even more relatable.

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Hmm, yes, yes. This makes perfect sense.

Ahh, ok. Thank you for the info!

Is it related to the Japanese cult classic movie?

I got Candy, I got a bracelet, I got things moving....then I died to a lift. Fantastic.

But any progress is better than none. I think the bracelet moves lifts, the candy makes you climb faster(?). Gonna take a break.

Also, what are these B | A rooms? I'm down for any "playground advice" if anyone has any.

Picture taken moments before disaster(?).

Yes, I am very puzzled. I don't want to jump in the spikes, but it might be the clue? I guess only one way to find out.

You know it, dawg. Still don't know what the garbage is for, but I'm getting more efficient in my pathing. I just wish it had some form of saving or keeping of progression, but I understand staying true to source inspiration.

So the scarf is actually an umbrella, so take that green drops! The pin makes me pop balloons, and the garbage? Who knows!

Also, the dot on the map=scary times, so avoid that!

The opening screen of Barbuta, a title included in UFO50.

So I'm going to finally check out UFO 50 as a means to get my mind off everything in the world at the moment.

However, I'd like to try it in a more organic way so I might ask people about the games, but I'd like zero spoilers!

So I guess first up is Barbuta. I've only found a scarf(?), what to do

CGI Render of Robo-Grunty from Banjo-Kazooie Grunty's Revenge.

Maybe you could do a play on the whole witch angle. Do Re-Brewed?

Or something silly like Re-Revenge?

You could also use the Robo-Grunty for a unique look on the "Reimagined" part

The Nerve Tower from Baroque, populated by The Ooze seeking his own level (also WinRAR), Brian from Quest 64 standing next to a Sega Saturn, Gex posing against the car from Tokyo Extreme Racer with Duke Nukem on top, Fishest Gup, and Sonic and Bubsy holding up the Transgender Pride Flag

this is what the average retro gamer's feed on BlueSky looks like

Last I cared to pay attention to get she was also a flat-Earther, right?

Best to separate art and artist.

But he's not even dunking...

Tahini is a great ingredient to have around. Besides hummus, it's also a great ingredient for sauces and dressings.

God created man so man could create the train. We've been drastically underperforming on that part in the US.

I was equally confused. Thankfully there's a small reminder for all characters during combat so you don't have to commit it to memory.

Artwork depicting a Triceratops and Tyrannosaurus battling with the T. rex being gored by the two long horns of the Triceratops. The image composed of oranges and blues with the blood being bright red. Underneath the image is the text "Death to the Tyrants".

Be safe out there today.

No kings!

Hey same. Good to know I'm not alone in both protesting and haunting.